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Contenders & Pretenders
Contenders
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NYJ
Pit
Bal
Cin
Hous
Ten
Oak
Dal
NYG
GB
Chicago
NO
SF
Pretenders
Buf
Miami
Clev
Jax
Indy
SD
Denver
KC
Philly
Wash
Det
Min
Atl
TB
Car
Sea
AZ
Stl
Not much to contest here. Buffalo has no defense & a noodle arm career back up QB as their starter, nuff said. Detroit misses Best's breakaway speed & the threat he provides to go coast to coast on any play. Zero run game. Atlanta can't put a streak of wins together for a variety of reasons. KC & SD stink, Denver might finish 2nd in the division, not that it matters since its mostly garbage.
NE
NYJ
Pit
Bal
Cin
Hous
Ten
Oak
Dal
NYG
GB
Chicago
NO
SF
Pretenders
Buf
Miami
Clev
Jax
Indy
SD
Denver
KC
Philly
Wash
Det
Min
Atl
TB
Car
Sea
AZ
Stl
Not much to contest here. Buffalo has no defense & a noodle arm career back up QB as their starter, nuff said. Detroit misses Best's breakaway speed & the threat he provides to go coast to coast on any play. Zero run game. Atlanta can't put a streak of wins together for a variety of reasons. KC & SD stink, Denver might finish 2nd in the division, not that it matters since its mostly garbage.
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Contenders for what? A playoff berth? The Super Bowl? Tennessee isn't contending for dick other than a playoff spot. Same with Oakland and Cincy and Bmore.
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With Schaub on the rack perhaps for the year, the AFC South is still up for grabs.
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I wouldn't say up for grabs...still up 2 games on Tennessee and 4 on the Jags. They luckily get a bye week for Leinart to get extra work.
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making the playoffs is the first step and if you do, anything can happen. Green Bay was a wildcard team last year who then won 3 games on the road in the playoffs to make and then win the SB.Screw_Michigan wrote:Tennessee isn't contending for dick other than a playoff spot.
The last time Ten made the SB, nobody gave them a chance in the playoffs and they finished 2 yards short of beating the Rams.
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fuck off joe :wink:Joe in PB wrote:With Schaub on the rack perhaps for the year, the AFC South is still up for grabs.
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They will limp into the playoffs if they are lucky...Leinart will be the death blow...Shoalzie wrote:I wouldn't say up for grabs...still up 2 games on Tennessee and 4 on the Jags. They luckily get a bye week for Leinart to get extra work.
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I'm in agreement with buc, Leinart didn't have any heart in AZ. If that's still the case, it'll be all he can do to hold on. While I agree the Texans are favored to win the South, losing Schaub is terminal for going deep into the playoffs.
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Bwah, a Duane reference. Ravens are either gonna win the Super Bowl or lose the rest of their games, nothing in between. They are so inconsistent but full of potential, for both good and sucking.KC Scott wrote:Based on the sybil tendencies of the Ravens ('sup Duane) - I'd rank 'em in top 5 of the AFC even without Schaub
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The Niners are 5 games up with 7 to go. Magic number is 3. They'll probably clinch the NFC Worst by the end of November.
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Yep. It's a wait and see with Lienart. I don't think he could've asked for a more promising situation to resurrect his career.Joe in PB wrote:I'm in agreement with buc, Leinart didn't have any heart in AZ. If that's still the case, it'll be all he can do to hold on. While I agree the Texans are favored to win the South, losing Schaub is terminal for going deep into the playoffs.
Running game? Check
O-line? Check
Wide Receiver? Check
Tight End? Check
Defense on the other side of the ball? Check
If he can't be successful with that bag of goodies at his disposal, then he'll be back in the hot tub banging mildly attractive skanks.
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Promising situation? He was stinking it up as the starter in AZ before Kurt Warner stepped in & got the team to the Super Bowl. Maybe he gets it now, I'll believe it when I see it.
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I think your memory is a little hazy on Arizona's incredible run to the Super Bowl.Joe in PB wrote:Promising situation? He was stinking it up as the starter in AZ before Kurt Warner stepped in & got the team to the Super Bowl. Maybe he gets it now, I'll believe it when I see it.
Warner and the Cards went undefeated within their division that season but only managed to go 3-7 outside the division. They caught fire at the right time and made a run.
Numbers and talent wise? Arizona's team was much more inferior than this year's Houston team.
Arizona was dead last in rushing offense in 2008. Houston is 1st.
Arizona was 2nd in passing offense. Houston is 10th.
Arizona was 3rd in total offense. Houston is 2nd.
Arizona's defense was ranked 19th. Houston is 3rd.
You also have to consider Houston's MO with their offense. They weren't asking a lot of Matt Schaub before his injury. Houston is on pace to only make 464 passing attempts this season. Arizona made 630 in 2008.
After looking at those numbers you tell me which situation is a more promising for a QB?
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I'm not sure any of that makes a difference when defenses start stacking the box to dare Leinart to beat them.
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Tampa tried to do that on Sunday.Joe in PB wrote:I'm not sure any of that makes a difference when defenses start stacking the box to dare Leinart to beat them.
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War Wagon wrote:making the playoffs is the first step and if you do, anything can happen. Green Bay was a wildcard team last year who then won 3 games on the road in the playoffs to make and then win the SB.
Nobody is confusing this year's titans with last year's packers. Unless you're a fuckin jerkoff.
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What in the fucking fuck are you talking about? The Titans were 13-3 that year. The only reason they were a wildcard is because Jacksonville was 14-2 with both of those losses coming against the Titans.War Wagon wrote:The last time Ten made the SB, nobody gave them a chance in the playoffs
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Who is more screwed...Bears without Cutler or Texans without Schaub?
I say the Bears will miss Cutler more but they've got a very favorable schedule remaining...3 more games with AFC West opponents, home with Seattle and at Minnesota. The Green Bay game won't mean much in the division race by Week 16...the Pack should have it wrapped up by then. Even without Cutler, I can still see them finishing 4-2/5-1 with who is left to play.
I was thinking this could work out well for the Lions but I've got a feeling the Bears may still finish with a better record in their final 6 games than the Lions. The Lions still have two games with Green Bay and one with New Orleans. I'm thinking they drop those three but probably win against the Chargers, Raiders and Vikings. The Lions are going to post a 10-6 record.
I say the Bears will miss Cutler more but they've got a very favorable schedule remaining...3 more games with AFC West opponents, home with Seattle and at Minnesota. The Green Bay game won't mean much in the division race by Week 16...the Pack should have it wrapped up by then. Even without Cutler, I can still see them finishing 4-2/5-1 with who is left to play.
I was thinking this could work out well for the Lions but I've got a feeling the Bears may still finish with a better record in their final 6 games than the Lions. The Lions still have two games with Green Bay and one with New Orleans. I'm thinking they drop those three but probably win against the Chargers, Raiders and Vikings. The Lions are going to post a 10-6 record.
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And they needed a last second miracle to squeak past the Rob Johnson led Bills at home.mvscal wrote:What in the fucking fuck are you talking about? The Titans were 13-3 that year. The only reason they were a wildcard is because Jacksonville was 14-2 with both of those losses coming against the Titans.War Wagon wrote:The last time Ten made the SB, nobody gave them a chance in the playoffs
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The Jets, Houston and Steelers all run a 3-4 defense. For whatever reason, the offense struggles against the 4-3.KC Scott wrote:The Ravens pound the Jets, Houston and Steelers.... twice
Then somehow shit the bed vs. the titans, Jags and Seahawks?
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The Raiduhs stock just took a hit.
http://www.csnbayarea.com/blog/raiders- ... eedID=2539
Why isn't that douche bag in Oakland getting ready for this weeks game? Funeral? Yeah right. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
http://www.csnbayarea.com/blog/raiders- ... eedID=2539
Why isn't that douche bag in Oakland getting ready for this weeks game? Funeral? Yeah right. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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mvscal, your thoughts?
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Unfortunately, Shakespeare is unavailable to pen the epic saga of Rolando and Jerradius. Western literature is diminished as a result, I'm sure.Van wrote:
mvscal, your thoughts?
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Fuck all that antiquated jibberjabber. On this subject I'd much prefer to read your choice prose.
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Getting the obvious out of the way, R. McClain is at least guilty of profound dumfuckery.
The facts at this point show that he is CHARGED (not convicted... yet, if ever) of 4 misdemeanors.
And he was released on $2,000 bond.
The Decatur PD must not have considered this to be crime of the century material ---> in light of letting the guy walk out just $2,000 lighter in the pocket.
$2,000 bond?? lol
So what, is the commish going to suspend a player because he might end up being convicted of up to 4 heinous misdemeanors?
Should be interesting.
Fwiw, heart-felt prayers going out to Jerradius.
The facts at this point show that he is CHARGED (not convicted... yet, if ever) of 4 misdemeanors.
And he was released on $2,000 bond.
The Decatur PD must not have considered this to be crime of the century material ---> in light of letting the guy walk out just $2,000 lighter in the pocket.
$2,000 bond?? lol
So what, is the commish going to suspend a player because he might end up being convicted of up to 4 heinous misdemeanors?
Should be interesting.
Fwiw, heart-felt prayers going out to Jerradius.
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Rolando McClain, the FACE of the 2011 Oakland Raiders!
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I guess I never realized there were so many gangstas and so much gun play in Alabama...godspeed sammy, keep your eyes open and when the firing commences, stay low to the groundThis is the second incident involving McClain and gunshots in Alabama in the last year. In January, someone opened fire at McClain’s Chevy Tahoe. McClain told police he was driving past a group of people standing on a street corner when an unknown individual started shooting.
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Prolly. I was never charged with dick, and look what he did to me.poptart wrote:So what, is the commish going to suspend a player because he might end up being convicted of up to 4 heinous misdemeanors?
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I get that "discharging a weapon within city limits" is a misdemeanorpoptart wrote:So what, is the commish going to suspend a player because he might end up being convicted of up to 4 heinous misdemeanors?
and I'll be the first to confess that I'm no lawyer and certainly don't know the laws in Alabama....but wouldn't threatening a guy at gunpoint fall within the scope of an aggravated assault or assault with a deadly weapon charge?
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Why yes indeed, you really do.Sudden Sam wrote:See? Y'all think we're so backwards and all. We got just as much cool shit goin' down as anybody.Felix wrote: I guess I never realized there were so many gangstas and so much gun play in Alabama...godspeed sammy, keep your eyes open and when the firing commences, stay low to the ground
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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That was well beyond awful.
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What a fucking square you turned out to be.Van wrote:That was well beyond awful.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Yep. Never could get into poorly played garbage, regardless of the manufactured irreverence.
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The dude who got his @ss whipped - and had a pistol fired off by his eardrum - is nicknamed Tard.
Tapscott stated he is known as “Tard” among the group...
http://www.decaturdaily.com/stories/McC ... lame,88491
Tapscott stated he is known as “Tard” among the group...
http://www.decaturdaily.com/stories/McC ... lame,88491
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I guess I have to root for the Packers right now to hold off the Giants...the Falcons and Bears both pooped their pants in key games. A loss tonight for the Leos won't be fatal. Hell, a win puts 'em in a very good spot but if the Saints don't blow them out, I'll be stunned.
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Fucking penalties tonight...amazed the Lions are still in this one.
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Shoalzie wrote:Fucking penalties
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FTFYShoalzie wrote:Shoalzie wrote:Fucking dirty fucking team
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim