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I was cool here once.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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No fukking way!

If this really is you, tell us about your neighbor and his dogs.
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You have me confused with someone else.

My name is Tony. Sexaholic. One day sober. I was living with my gf in Peoria. We had met on facebook and gave living together a shot. We were together a total of six months. Her 22 year old daughter disclosed to me (a sex addict) that she had nude self portraits on her flip phone. My gf was upset because the house was filthy (her daughter is a slob) so I saw the phone. Before I knew it, I was zipping through those pix looking for the naughty ones. The gf got real pissed so I put the phone down. But it was too late. She kicked me out of her house. Had I known I would lose her in all this, I would NEVER have picked up that damn phone. But this is what Sex Addiction does. It cripples and it destroys relationships. Now, I just want her back..

I just like to get that out in the open, because I am in recovery I like to talk about it.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Ever wondered how a semi-literate, male bradhusker might seem?

Now you know.
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I was hoping for a return of filthy mcnastie. Instead, we get filthy mcshittroll. :(
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Katy/Perk
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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no, Im new here. My name is Tony and I'm a sexaholic. So wipe your snatch with a piece of bread and fix me a sammich.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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I want to run
I want to hide
I want to tear down the walls
That hold me inside
I want to reach out
And touch the flame
Where the streets have no name
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Image
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Filthy Manners wrote:I was cool here once.

Filthy Manners wrote:no, Im new here.


Not off to a very good start. Let's just call it a wrap at 3 posts, OK?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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What can I say. I dont know whether I am cumming or finished. BTW, if I jacked off to your picture would you lick it up immediately or afterwards?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Another shit troll...great..fuck off now and don't return.
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You guys are horrible at being the welcoming committee. Now get in line to blow me. I need to be released.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Filthy Manners wrote:I need to be released.
I recognize this brand of shit troll.
why is my neighborhood on fire
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Filthy Manners wrote:I need to be released.
I recognize this brand of shit troll.

Looked in the mirror did you? Well good for you!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
I recognize this brand of shit troll.

Looked in the mirror did you? Well good for you![/quote]


I think we've narrowed down the geographical region.
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great work detective> I will bake you a cookie, one that has my own special ingredient. Imma gonna have to jack off first though. Hope I still have enough in me, the recipe calls for a quarter of a cup. Fuck it, I will just get some of the guys to help fill it up.
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Mgo or R-Jack should be along shortly to take out the garbage.
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Van wrote:Mgo or R-Jack should be along shortly to take out the garbage.
Not until AP accuses either of us of owning the troll.

Be patient.
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I'm sure your mods have an excel spreadsheet of all the IP addys in here. I assure you I am not a troll.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Shut up troll.
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Toddowen wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
I think we've narrowed down the geographical region.

East or west of the Missouri, give or take a couple of miles?
ftfy. nc
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*Whew!

Scott and I are in the clear, as we both live south of it....
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R-Jack wrote:Shut up troll.
So I was right on the money wasnt I about your spreadsheets :lol: How long did it take you to figure out I have never posted here before? :popcorn:
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Filthy Manners wrote:How long did it take you to figure out I have never posted here before?
What would it take to get you to never post here again?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Filthy Manners wrote:How long did it take you to figure out I have never posted here before?
What would it take to get you to never post here again?
I dunno, whatcha got?

Giving me crunchy used condoms out of your wifes purse wont work either.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Please...most of us are still mourning Diogenes' (fake) death.

Can we cut the jokes?

:(
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:Katy/Perk
No doubt a complete coincidence that the appearance of this shit troll heralded the reappearance of on an old shit troll (SG's Son) which somehow dodged the chopping block last time around.

Time for the resident jizz mopping admin to clock in and take care of business.
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You are very narrow minded. I think RJack already cross referenced my IP addy against his spreadsheet.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Truman wrote:*Whew!

Scott and I are in the clear, as we both live south of it....
technically, I live north and east of it, so guess I'm busted.
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Filthy Manners wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Filthy Manners wrote:How long did it take you to figure out I have never posted here before?
What would it take to get you to never post here again?
I dunno, whatcha got?

Giving me crunchy used condoms out of your wifes purse wont work either.
How about the fresh juicy ones?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Hi Katy.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hi Katy.

Dude, I already said "Hi".

:meds:

You could have at least offered her a Capri Sun.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hi Bye Katy.
FTFY

chop, chop
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Filthy Manners wrote:I will bake you a cookie, one that has my own special ingredient. Imma gonna have to jack off first though. Hope I still have enough in me
Guys don't talk like this. This is either a girl or a Mormon who is new to foul language.
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R-Jack wrote:
Van wrote:Mgo or R-Jack should be along shortly to take out the garbage.
Not until AP accuses either of us of owning the troll.

Be patient.
Nope. This shit troll is so bad I wouldn't accuse the other 10 of us that post here of stooping to new lows.
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Papa Willie wrote:Another Mgo/Screwey troll. :yawn:
I'm genuinely insulted. Of course, I don't troll, but assuming I did, I would never concoct something so vapid.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I don't troll, but assuming I did, I would never concoct something so vapid.
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Papa Willie wrote:
KC Scott wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Another Mgo/Screwey troll. :yawn:
Nope - it's a unique IP user
I'm unique when I use a proxy. :D
Or when we compare blood sugar levels.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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