Hey Screwy
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Hey Screwy
Happy Birthday, asshat.
Re: Hey Screwy
Here's hoping the candles on your birthday cake set off the smoke detector in the laundromat.
Then you can die in a hail of molten candle wax.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
Then you can die in a hail of molten candle wax.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
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Re: Hey Screwy
Thanks Smackie. Looking forward to my 30s. Well, other than posting in this shithole.
Someone wish me to slip on some jizz and break my arm already.
Someone wish me to slip on some jizz and break my arm already.
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Re: Hey Screwy
I wish you would slip on some jizz, require artificial respiration, and meet your demise when one of the sicko patrons that you clean up after decides to save you with his special brand of cock-to-mouth resuscitationScrew_Michigan wrote:Thanks Smackie. Looking forward to my 30s. Well, other than posting in this shithole.
Someone wish me to slip on some jizz and break my arm already.
Re: Hey Screwy
Screw_Michigan wrote:Happy b-day to Shoalize too.
Thanks dude...you too!
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Re: Hey Screwy
What does a 31 y/o resident of Kalamazoo County do for his b-day?Shoalzie wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:Happy b-day to Shoalize too.
Thanks dude...you too!
Re: Hey Screwy
30 is the new 13.Screwed wrote:Looking forward to my 30s
Or so it seems, judging by the crop of 30-somethings we see these days.
Enjoy your teens, Screwed!
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Re: Hey Screwy
This was like your golden birthday, except it’s where your age equals your IQ.Screw_Michigan wrote:Thanks Smackie. Looking forward to my 30s. Well, other than posting in this shithole.
Someone wish me to slip on some jizz and break my arm already.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim