Ted Nugent punked by the Army

[Derron]

You guys are just laughing...at me...

FTFY.

[Goober McTuber]

When I was 30 years old, I was tapping an 18-year-old (we lived together for about a year). She was a fairly mature 18, I was a fairly immature 30. She was also drop-dead gorgeous. I was a part-time bartender in the tavern her dad owned. Those were some good times, and her old man was a good shit.

Fucking pedophile.

Nonsense.

[Moving Sale]

pedophile.

You have no idea what a pedophile is do you?

This makes my 19 years dropping the hammer on a 17 year old about 200 times seem pretty tame.

Huh?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

A thirty year old rock and roll dude banging a 17 year old groupie is quite understandable. I seriously doubt that the roadie in charge of grouupie skank requesitioning is checking IDs.

Yeah, and Ped Nugent had no clue how old she was when he was applying for legal guardianship.

[Derron]

pedophile.

You have no idea what a pedophile is do you?

Does it make any difference if they are a midget like you, or do they have to be normal size ? Because fucking a midget would be fucking something the size of a child..does that make them a midgetophile?

This makes my 19 years dropping the hammer on a 17 year old about 200 times seem pretty tame.

Huh?

You are one dumb son of a bitch :? ..let me make it clearer for your midget size brain. I was fucking a 17 year old girl when I was 19. Understand now ?

[smackaholic]

Goobs, if you were tapping an 18 year old hottie as a 30 year old, you got over. But, her old man wasn't a good shit, he was a dumb shit for sitting back and allowing you to use her as a cum rag.

[Derron]

Goobs, if you were tapping an 18 year old hottie as a 30 year old, you got over. But, her old man wasn't a good shit, he was a dumb shit for sitting back and allowing you to use her as a cum rag.

Got to consider that the words "tapping a hottie" and "Goobs" simply cannot be used in the same sentence or paragraph.

She probably was a 250 pound skank who could not get fucked in the conventional manner. Goob's flashback probably resulted in new jerk material for him.

[Screw_Michigan]

Someone please pull a Katy and delete Spray's account. TIA.

[Goober McTuber]

Goobs, if you were tapping an 18 year old hottie as a 30 year old, you got over. But, her old man wasn't a good shit, he was a dumb shit for sitting back and allowing you to use her as a cum rag.

Got to consider that the words "tapping a hottie" and "Goobs" simply cannot be used in the same sentence or paragraph.

And you would know this because...?

smack, her old man knew she was a grownup and he couldn't control what she was going to do. He also knew that I would treat her decent. Last year her son and my grandson played against each other in little league.

Her kid's team beat my grandson's team in the league championship.

[M2]

Someone please pull a Katy and delete Spray's account. TIA.

Bingo.


Nobody likes fat people.



What's your first impression when you have the unfortunate experience of rolling up on a "fatty" in public ???


a. "Wholly Shit"... how did that get out in public ?


b. "My god"... how the hell does it wipe its ass and is it feeding ?


c. "That must be a caregiver"... real friends don't push wheelchairs into the grocery store.



d. All of the above... in rapid fire.




Nobody likes fat people...

[smackaholic]

smack, her old man knew she was a grownup and he couldn't control what she was going to do. He also knew that I would treat her decent. Last year her son and my grandson played against each other in little league.

Her kid's team beat my grandson's team in the league championship.

does your grandson know about this? imagine playing the infield and running some 'yo momma' smack when this kid is at bat. the kid would either strike out or hit one out.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I was a fairly immature 30.

Considering the maturity level on display on this board, at 60, you don't say.

Last year her son and my grandson played against each other in little league.

Her kid's team beat my grandson's team in the league championship.

Better enlist Schmick to coach your grandkid's team. He'll whip those kids into shape in no time. They'll be running until they puke. They won't lose again anytime soon.

[Smackie Chan]

What's your point?

Your logorrheic harangues are brutally mind-numbing. That would be my point, if asked.

[smackaholic]

.... logorrheic harangues....

I'll bet even Van's going to the dictionary on that blast!

[Smackie Chan]

.... logorrheic harangues....

I'll bet even Van's going to the dictionary on that blast!

I hope he's able to do that. His conspicuous absence of late has me solicitous about his health.

[Smackie Chan]

^^^ You could just google the obits for sesquipedalian

Why? "Van" has only one syllable.

[Moving Sale]

Does it make any difference if they are a midget like you, or do they have to be normal size ? Because fucking a midget would be fucking something the size of a child..does that make them a midgetophile?

You revel in being a stupid tard don't you?

You are one dumb son of a bitch :? .

Because you can't type in English?

I was fucking a 17 year old girl when I was 19.

So what? Glory days much?