What are you having for breakfast?

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What are you having for breakfast?

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tomorrow?

I mean It's too late for breakfast today, right?
Unless you go to Denny's or iHop which serve breakfast all day I think
I wish McDonalds served egg mcmuffins all day, because an egg mcmuffin is just like eggs benedict without the holiday sauce
anyhoo - I think Biscuits and Gravy sounds mighty tasty, fuck you cholestoral

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Oh yeah. Just what I need now.
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fukk it, wolfie!!!! eat what you want. you can go in for another valve job in 6 months.
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Probably just cereal tomorrow. Unless my wife cooks. Then I'll have what she is cooking.
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Wifey does most all the cooking around here, but I make us breakfast every weekend, usually on Saturday.

Farmland thick sliced bacon and fried eggs over easy, soaked in the bacon grease, along with buttered toast. She'll get breakfast in bed if she sleeps in.

I'll even do the dishes... sometimes, but not often.
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Did you enjoy that first stroke, dumbass?
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bacon and eggs certainly didn't cause it.

shove a green banana up your ass and then eat it when ripe.
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I had grandparents who both at farm fresh produce every day of their lives. They regarded margarine as a cardinal sin and certainly didn't saw off the fat from their meat before cooking. Grandpa worked the fields every day, was trail thin and strong enough to toss baled hay the day before he died at the age of 71, of a massive heart attack. Grandma spent most of her time in the house cooking, sewing, washing. And she outlived grandpa by a full quarter century. Same diet, less exercise and better results. Go fucking figure.
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Deer sausage, eggs, and biscuits.
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War Wagon wrote:bacon and eggs certainly didn't cause it.

shove a green banana up your ass and then eat it when ripe.
they didn't help it any.
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get in TT chat, dummie.
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BSmack wrote:I had grandparents who both at farm fresh produce every day of their lives. They regarded margarine as a cardinal sin and certainly didn't saw off the fat from their meat before cooking. Grandpa worked the fields every day, was trail thin and strong enough to toss baled hay the day before he died at the age of 71, of a massive heart attack. Grandma spent most of her time in the house cooking, sewing, washing. And she outlived grandpa by a full quarter century. Same diet, less exercise and better results. Go fucking figure.
grandma picked better parents. it is pertty much the luck of the draw.

personally, i'd prolly trade a few years for the ability to eat bacon right to the end. hopefully, i take after the old man's side, longevity wise. gramps and grandma went into their mid 90s. grandma really should have died at about 88 as her mind was oatmeal from then on. gramps was as sharp as a tack, and 88 smart, right to the end. the rest of him pretty well fell apart though, by his late 80s. i'm sure he would have been fine with punching out at 85. but, he did get a kick out of seeing a few great grand kids.
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My first adult hangover. I had a few bites of trix and a wedge of laughing cow.
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Coffee. Black.
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BSmack wrote: They regarded margarine as a cardinal sin
And they were right. Trans fats are horrible.
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mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote: They regarded margarine as a cardinal sin
And they were right. Trans fats are horrible.
They didn't know about trans fat back then. They cared what happened to American dairy farmers like themselves. They continued the habit for their entire lives, even after switching to beef cattle as their primary source of income. I guess you could say they were doing a mix of an Atkins and paleo diet well before it was something that crossfitters blog about.
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smackaholic wrote:valve job
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I was wondering who would hit that tee shot. :lol:
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See? THIS is why Jsc shouldn't be allowed to troll.

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