I can't help myself
When I see a car that is taking up two parking spaces intentionally, I almost instinctively have to spit on that vehicle.
Don't worry. I'm not going to deface your personal belongings that you angled into those spaces, but I'll be damned if your Nissan Frontier goes unscathed.
What's your go-to civil disobedience move?
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Re: What's your go-to civil disobedience move?
I yell at asshole drivers.
I share your anger with double parkers. There's these two balck women who work in the day care in the basement of my building and for some reason they are OBSESSED with taking up two parking spaces for each vehicle. I have no idea why they do it. There's four spots that say "day care parking only" and they insist on taking up all of them with their Ford Expeditions.
Balck people, I tell you.
I share your anger with double parkers. There's these two balck women who work in the day care in the basement of my building and for some reason they are OBSESSED with taking up two parking spaces for each vehicle. I have no idea why they do it. There's four spots that say "day care parking only" and they insist on taking up all of them with their Ford Expeditions.
Balck people, I tell you.
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Re: What's your go-to civil disobedience move?
R-Jack wrote:I can't help myself
When I see a car that is taking up two parking spaces intentionally, I almost instinctively have to spit on that vehicle.
Don't worry. I'm not going to deface your personal belongings that you angled into those spaces, but I'll be damned if your Nissan Frontier goes unscathed.
If you can find another person to assist you I suggest raking as close as you can on either side of said vehicle. Back one car in tight and pull the other in head on. This allows both drivers to easily get out of their cars, but prevents the double parker from even moving in between his car and yours. If it is an SUV or hatchback he can open the back end and climb in that way.
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Re: What's your go-to civil disobedience move?
R-Jack wrote:I can't help myself
When I see a car that is taking up two parking spaces intentionally, I almost instinctively have to spit on that vehicle.
Don't worry. I'm not going to deface your personal belongings that you angled into those spaces, but I'll be damned if your Nissan Frontier goes unscathed.
That's not civil disobedience, that's a moral imperative and I wouldn't hesitate to key that fuckers shit in addition to honking up a big fat loogey right square on the driver's side windshield.
Civil disobedience is not paying your taxes
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Re: What's your go-to civil disobedience move?
Uhm... I pick up other people's litter? Does that count?
I've operated as a self-employed contractor for about 14 of the last 16 years without a business license.
I drink in city parks.
I smoke wherever I feel like, since anti-smoking laws are based on complete, utter, ridiculous junk-science.
Actually, I generally do whatever I want, whenever I want, but I guess I have morals, so very little of it is based on "stick it to the man."
I've operated as a self-employed contractor for about 14 of the last 16 years without a business license.
I drink in city parks.
I smoke wherever I feel like, since anti-smoking laws are based on complete, utter, ridiculous junk-science.
Actually, I generally do whatever I want, whenever I want, but I guess I have morals, so very little of it is based on "stick it to the man."
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Re: What's your go-to civil disobedience move?
Dinsdale wrote:Uhm... I pick up other people's litter? Does that count?

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Re: What's your go-to civil disobedience move?
When I had my lanai deck redone, the crew that did the work I called The LaRaza" crew. No permit, and I certainly did not question their legal status. At least the crew boss spoke some English.
Hey 88----you have some time left in your schedule for a couple beers and chat? Give me a call.
Hey 88----you have some time left in your schedule for a couple beers and chat? Give me a call.
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Re: What's your go-to civil disobedience move?
Put me down in the guerrilla home improvement category. Nothing major like decks or finishing the entire upstairs, but, lots of little things that technically require permitting.
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Re: What's your go-to civil disobedience move?
Did somebody get the license plate of that feather?smackaholic wrote:Put me down in the guerrilla home improvement category.