KC Wankers, it't that time of year again!!!!!!!

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon May 16, 2005 11:52 pm

VS

Sig bets?

Mullets with 1985 WS Pennants will be in full force.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:15 am

Kansas City is so much better than St. Louis.

Love,
Napoleon Complexes 3 1/2 west on I-70.

Too bad you're slightly smaller than us populationwise, yet can't seem to field a decent team if your fountains depended on it.

Fountains; something for people who have water and need to do something gay with it.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:16 am

Kansas City... the first part of your name is "Kansas."

Bode rest of the state.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:25 am

(L,R Royal Fan, Cards fan)

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:30 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:Kansas City... the first part of your name is "Kansas."

Bode rest of the state.

Yeah, hard to argue with that.

But the 2nd part your name is Loser!

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Tue May 17, 2005 5:10 am

Adelpiero wrote:Mullets with 1985 WS Pennants will be in full force.

Don Denkinger will throw out the first pitch, to Jorge Orta. :P

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:54 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Kansas City... the first part of your name is "Kansas."

Bode rest of the state.
Yeah, hard to argue with that.

But the 2nd part your name is Loser!

No it isn't, it is Loo-is. The first part of your name is dedicated to the 5 hours of nothing to the west of your town. The first part of your name is dedicated to the region God is trying to wipe off the map with tornadoes.

You might as well root for Giddens and company.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:47 pm

In for the avatars.

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Tue May 17, 2005 2:32 pm

<---------Will crush you like a peanut

Prototype · Post by **Prototype** » Tue May 17, 2005 2:49 pm

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue May 17, 2005 11:41 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
No it isn't, it is Loo-is.

And the state in which you live is also pronounced "Mizz-ur-ee" rather than "Mizz-ur-uh", but I guaran-damn-tee that you use the latter.

You might as well root for Giddens and company.

May you die a long and excruciatingly painful death for such blasphemy.

Look Bubfelice, we Tiggers fans here in KC are on the front lines of this border war. Nary a day goes by I'm not confronted by a smug, condescending Jaypuke fan in all their putrid gear. Kinda' reminds me of how St. Loser fan acts towards their younger brother to the west, and explains my disdain.

Needless to say, they all get put in their place by this lifelong KCMO resident.

In for any and all sig bets.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:05 pm

War Wagon wrote:Nary a day goes by I'm not confronted by a smug, condescending Jaypuke fan in all their putrid gear.

Start showing some respect or I'll up the daily deposits of fiery bags of dogshit on your doorstep to two a day.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:13 pm

Could use some updates on this thread this weekend concerning the series. Doubt I will see any of it even if it is/were on television out here. I have some family issues going and aout to head back out the door at any rate. Keep me posted.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 18, 2005 4:28 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
No it isn't, it is Loo-is.
And the state in which you live is also pronounced "Mizz-ur-ee" rather than "Mizz-ur-uh", but I guaran-damn-tee that you use the latter.

... and you just lost that bet.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 18, 2005 4:29 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Nary a day goes by I'm not confronted by a smug, condescending Jaypuke fan in all their putrid gear.
Start showing some respect or I'll up the daily deposits of fiery bags of dogshit on your doorstep to two a day.

You are by far the worst pizza delivery boy EVAH!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 18, 2005 5:09 pm

And the state in which you live is also pronounced "Mizz-ur-ee" rather than "Mizz-ur-uh", but I guaran-damn-tee that you use the latter.

... and you just lost that bet.

Well, you've got that going for you, which is nice. I cringe whenever I hear it pronounced wrong. My experience has generally been that people in the western part of the state say it differently than those from back east.

Norm Stewart, bless his heart, always put the 'uh' at the end. How in hell anyone can see the name Missouri and think the 'i' sounds like that is beyond me

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Wed May 18, 2005 5:22 pm

War Wagon wrote:

And the state in which you live is also pronounced "Mizz-ur-ee" rather than "Mizz-ur-uh", but I guaran-damn-tee that you use the latter.

... and you just lost that bet.
Well, you've got that going for you, which is nice. I cringe whenever I hear it pronounced wrong. My experience has generally been that people in the western part of the state say it differently than those from back east.

Norm Stewart, bless his heart, always put the 'uh' at the end. How in hell anyone can see the name Missouri and think the 'i' sounds like that is beyond me

Actually i believe it's a Bible Belt thing, the Mizzurah, only time i heard it, was trying to shag a girl from Cape. All the peoples used the rah at end. For the love of god, atleast be able to pronounce the state you were born in!!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 18, 2005 7:26 pm

War Wagon wrote:I cringe whenever I hear it pronounced wrong.

Dickie V sez "Missourah." Hearing that almost makes me wish he goes back to talking about Duke.

You hear Dooling on Rome's show today? Rome couldn't stop gushing about the guy afterwards.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 18, 2005 7:30 pm

e wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:You hear Dooling on Rome's show today? Rome couldn't stop gushing about the guy afterwards.
how is that any different than what he does with every other guest?

Usually Rome sez "That was great. Mike Tyson just told me he eats his own poo. Solid Jungle guy." For Keyon, Rome said "This guy's backwash tastes like cherry kool-aid."

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:11 pm

Game 1 Best Pitching matchup of series

Mulder vs. Greinke

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat May 21, 2005 12:25 am

Rack Mabry!!?!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat May 21, 2005 12:30 am

Adelpiero wrote:Rack Mabry!!?!

Yes, my son. Rack Mabes.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:06 am

Rack Game 1

I don't care what anyone says, Eckstein has a strong arm, he threw that ball way into right field!! :o

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:09 am

That was below average.

I hate everyone and everything right now.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:12 am

I will lash out vociferously at anyone who dares try to remove me from the pity pot.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:20 pm

i have a bad feeling with Meatball morris on the mound tonight.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:31 pm

Don't worry, Jose "gascan" Lima is on the mound as well.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:33 pm

looks like it could be a good'in. Lima wound up, Larussa crying!

rack! Now this is more like it!

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sun May 22, 2005 1:08 am

Rack Larry"gimp"Walker

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon May 23, 2005 1:15 am

Adelpiero wrote: I don't care what anyone says, Eckstein has a strong arm, he threw that ball way into right field!!

After this weekend, Eckstein will be glad that he won't have to set foot in Kaufmann again this year. 3 errors in the first two innings today? Shades of Buddy Biancalana.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon May 23, 2005 1:50 am

Buddy Biancalana won a World Series there, thank you very much.

AnNeg · Post by **AnNeg** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:21 am

My sister, who knows almost nothing about baseball, got in a nice one while we were watching highlights.....

"hey, midget!!! Get a bigger glove!!!!"

Prototype · Post by **Prototype** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:19 pm

Well, what am I wearing?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:48 pm

you get to keep your av.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:56 pm

In for the beatings ....

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed May 25, 2005 5:11 pm

War Wagon wrote:Buddy Biancalana won a World Series there, thank you very much.

Yeah, and Trent Green has a Super Bowl ring, what's your fucking point?

T1B

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