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- Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Listen up, shitniks
- Replies: 0
- Views: 365
Listen up, shitniks
Douchebag's resting his knuckles right now but he wanted me to relay this message to all of you: This shit ain't over. It'll NEVER be over. The Crew has been a little busy lately. We've got O'Cyrus and his band of Mexicans practically glued to our nut sacks. As soon as we waste those piles of fuck w...
- Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: one of you WILL die on 10/31
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3582
Re: one of you WILL die on 10/31
THE FUCKED 14the list will be revealed at a later date.
R-Jack
smackaholic
Van
Derron
BSmack
War Wagon
PSUFAN
Diogenes
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Jerkovich
MadRussian
mvscal
Smackie Chan
Mace
- Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: smackie, you whore...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 523
Re: smackie, you whore...
I am going to beat the FUCK out of you.
- Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Calling out The Alliance
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3744
Re: Calling out The Alliance
This is exactly the type of arrogance that is going to get your shit stomped back up your ass and out your nose. You're going to smell your own feces for weeks, you rotting shitbox. Let me make one thing perfectly clear for you: THE CREW is not here to do "good." We are here to deliver a s...
- Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Calling out The Alliance
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3744
Re: Calling out The Alliance
I hate The Alliance with every inch of my soul. But godDAMNIT do I respect them. Our plan is as ruthless as it is final.
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Now it can be told
- Replies: 7
- Views: 674
Re: Now it can be told
As a result of the election, The Crew has slipped into a crippling, suffering state of despair. We cannot talk. We cannot laugh. We cannot eat but only what is necessary to survive. We cannot listen to Paul Wall or pound Bud 40s with any conviction. Right now, we cannot stomach the thought of stayin...
- Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Open warning to The Alliance
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2821
Re: Open warning to The Alliance
Get bent, cockhole.Jay in Phoenix wrote:Hmmm, did Douchebag somehow infiltrate the Deciders?
Curious.
- Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew supports John McCain
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1670
Re: The Crew supports John McCain
It goes further than that.
See, McCain also supports...
THE CREW
We're a pretty big fuckin deal.
See, McCain also supports...
THE CREW
We're a pretty big fuckin deal.
- Fri May 23, 2008 10:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pres Bush should be tried for MURDER!
- Replies: 94
- Views: 9108
Re: Pres Bush should be tried for MURDER!
Slow your role, bomber. We'll get this assfuck soon enough. We'll do this. We'll do this for Slim.
Head on over to the HQ tonight. It ain't nuthin but Buds, bongs, and bitches. We'll probably break out old school Double Dragon and Castlevania too. Shit is fuckin ON.
The rest of you can eat my balls.
Head on over to the HQ tonight. It ain't nuthin but Buds, bongs, and bitches. We'll probably break out old school Double Dragon and Castlevania too. Shit is fuckin ON.
The rest of you can eat my balls.
- Thu May 08, 2008 3:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RAACK PRESIDENT BUSH
- Replies: 52
- Views: 2926
Re: RAACK PRESIDENT BUSH
Just got my rebate, dickholes. SIX HUNDRED DOLLA! HOLLA! Nothin but BUD and BITCHES all week long, dorks.
GET FUCKED
GET FUCKED
- Mon May 05, 2008 9:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
- Replies: 77
- Views: 7484
Re: The Crew - now taking applications
FUCK this bullshit. NONE of you goddamn ass-reamed slapdicks even DESERVE to be in The Crew. This is an ELITE organization, and not a single one of you limpdicks could fucking roll with us.
I'm fucking PISSED.
I'm fucking PISSED.
- Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: HOLLA!
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3268
Re: HOLLA!
c_u is all ABOUT CrewCack. That just speaks to our level of GAME. Our paid bootie-troller fucking DIES and we still pull the bitches.
- Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tiberious/Crown/Cicero - check in, please
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2684
Re: Tiberious/Crown/Cicero - check in, please
Eat shit and DIE.Tiberious wrote:HOLLA!!!!!
- Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Baseball
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4195
Re: Baseball
I pound steroids and B-Light like it's water to a starving African.
I could fucking KILL most of you just by flexing.
I could fucking KILL most of you just by flexing.
- Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 8105
Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?
where da white women at?
HOLLA!
HOLLA!
- Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: here's Kristen
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2756
Re: here's Kristen
Get fucked.
These are the kind of bitches we roll with.
These are the kind of bitches we roll with.
- Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
- Replies: 35
- Views: 4390
Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum
This sounds an awful lot like that troll who used to inject cat piss and stuff into his dick to get wasted. Ripper used to roll with us. That cat DEFINED hardcore. But he didn't take the game seriously. We got to a point where The Crew was livin REAL large...bangin' sluts, ridin' on 22s in the Impa...
- Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pinched nerve pain recommendations
- Replies: 71
- Views: 3936
Re: Pinched nerve pain recommendations
I can end the pain PERMANENTLY. Just say the word, greasedick.
- Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: shit is goin down
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1846
Re: shit is goin down
I've got a body bag with your name on it, son. Literally. We've cut a hole in the back so the roots in the ground will fuck you in the ass as they grow.
- Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: shit is goin down
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1846
Re: shit is goin down
smackaholic, You may be laughing now. But when The D's dick is firmly entrenched up your wife's quivering asshole as he's pounding your face into a pile of spoiled ground chuck, you won't find it so funny. The sooner you assholes take this shit seriously the better your prospects will be for you and...
- Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (g) (Rumplepics) Hope for Douchebag (!)
- Replies: 94
- Views: 6409
Re: Hope for Douchebag
Go fist yourself with a grenade, cheesedick. The tour did NOT fail. There were just a few minor setbacks, assbag.
- Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: merry fucking christmas, dickslaps
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1177
- Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: KC Scott's Bottom 5 Troll Ranking
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1667
Calories and Dumbfuckery have a stranglehold on the greater Kansas City area. You pathetic dickholes aren't qualified to critique nutritional statistics on the side of a cereal box, let alone QUESTION DOUCHEBAG AND THE FUCKING CREW. Fuck you, asswipe. How many times does this have to be fucking stat...
- Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Duane "The Dog" Chapman
- Replies: 45
- Views: 3022
- Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Some loser got RUN by the G-crew last night
- Replies: 75
- Views: 4305
- Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew is BACK
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3376
- Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew is BACK
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3376
- Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Recruiting All Women Here
- Replies: 9
- Views: 789
- Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Recruiting All Women Here
- Replies: 9
- Views: 789
Recruiting All Women Here
HOLLA! Where da white bitches at? Where da latin bitches at? Da asian bitches? And the black sluts? It's like this. Bizzness is droppin' off juuuuuust a wee bit. As a result, some of our routine dick pleezers have gone AWOL. What we need is some hotass HOS to just be at our beck-and-fucking-call whe...
- Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Please pet-proof your home as you'd child-proof your home.
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1815
Where da white women at? They're grazing off my treasure chest of sexual prowess, you FAT FUCKING ASSHOLE. You'd go back into hiding and fucking STAY there if you knew what was good for you, Sandwich Artist. Me and Stevo aren't yet ready to chase after you and D'Bag in Frisco. We're too busy living ...
- Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where's patsy stone?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1192
Re: Where's patsy stone?
Patsy is rolling with the O'Cyrus crew, you dicklicks. She gives up the tang, and we shower her with DOLLA BILLS YA'LL!
- Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fuck you all
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2994
Tread lightly, DoucheFuck. We've switched teams, fuckdick. We play for O'Cyrus now. The moment we stop wiping our assholes with hundred dolla bills y'all, we'll come after YOU. But God-Fucking-Damn, life's a fucking PAR- TAY right now. We're drilling bitches in holes that have yet to be discovered. ...
- Thu May 31, 2007 11:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
- Replies: 63
- Views: 4869
- Tue May 22, 2007 5:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stage 1
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2393
- Sat May 19, 2007 10:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stage 1
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2393
Stage 1
This place is going to be hilarious after we've dealt with a good percentage of you dicknuts. Will you have the balls to return to this board after we physically humiliate you? We've been noticeably absent from this board lately because Stage 1 has begun . Think of this as the calm before the storm,...
- Wed May 09, 2007 2:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Yo Headhunter
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2972
Dude, your celly is disconnected again? WTF, man? Look, I've got an idea. My eastern region sales supervisor with Schwan's is still in downtown Pittsburgh. I just got off the phone with him, and he's willing to hook you up with a booth for a couple days to work out of. There's nothin to it, man. Jus...
- Mon May 07, 2007 7:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Week 4 SHIT LIST RANKINGS - CANCELED
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2525
I'm a liar. Listen to me as I lie my little white lies. Oooooh! Everybody loves a good liar! Pulled over to grab some orange soda and slim jims (to pay my respects) at a truck stop, and lookie-lookie at the disrespect I see. I wasn't even there until Sunday morning, DICK. I had to roll through the ...
- Mon May 07, 2007 6:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Week 4 SHIT LIST RANKINGS - CANCELED
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2525
I found him. Judging from the stuff at the crime scene and the identical match of Slim's veneers and $4000 Paul Wall grill set, I'd say we lost our man in this hell hole. RIP, brah. You and that fine ass you pulled 24/7 will be missed. http://www.theoneboard.com/stuff/slim.jpg I stole a black t-top ...
- Mon May 07, 2007 4:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm RISKING my own life
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1027
I'm RISKING my own life
I'm stuck on the lamb in SHitsburgh, and need help, boss.
Slim is gone.
I think he might be dead.
I he3ar voices.
Some vendor whore named Lexus thinks we're dating.
I stole some DVD's thiss morning to make enough for bus fare home.
More later as soon. I need to switch locations.
Slim is gone.
I think he might be dead.
I he3ar voices.
Some vendor whore named Lexus thinks we're dating.
I stole some DVD's thiss morning to make enough for bus fare home.
More later as soon. I need to switch locations.
- Sat May 05, 2007 10:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
- Replies: 76
- Views: 6086