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AP's Self of Steam

Ana Ng wrote:
AP's Self of Steam wrote:Pretty self-fucking-explanatory if you ask me.
I always found this screen name was hilarious for some reason?

Thanks, babe. AP's panty pic was like our 9/11: We'll never forget where we were when we saw that dreaded photo.

AP's Self of Steam

Pretty self-fucking-explanatory if you ask me.

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Martyred wrote:

FUCKING RACK!!!

AP's Self of Steam

Rack Maria Bartiromo doing the CNBC business news updates. Still smoking.

Rules

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I'm sure that deleting Mace, Toddowen, R-Jack, mvscal, Screw_Michigan, and others will help folks to see things their way. That's some fine fucking degenerate company there. I can only imagine the fucking circle jerks going on at LV's site and Fag7. Disgusting. Find some fucking shower rods, tards.

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Shoalz, why are the clocks counting down? Aren't they supposed to count up in international play?

Is Luongo Canada's official #1? When is Brodeur expected to play?

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Only in Orrr-eee-gun.

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He's right and you're right. Drury, what a disgrace.

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Cleaning the shit off your wife's boyfriend's dick, then, JMac?

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Roenick isn't on the roster.

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BossBobby? The only thing that could complete this circle jerk would be an Alan appearance.

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For the love of Christ, why is Ron Wilson still coaching the U.S.? It's not like Peter Laviolette or any other Cup-winning U.S.-born coaches are available. Can't cut it as the Leafs coach, but is apparently appropriate for the U.S. team? Pathetic.

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As the Great One would say, "What kind of Mickey Mouse organization you got going here?" Someone let the Unholy Trio back near the keys?

:/

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Earlier this year, after 30 years of marriage, my parents divorced. Apparently, my dad has a new girlfriend, and he's had her for quite a while. I've never met her. So, I must pose the question: Is it customary to buy a Christmas present for your Dad's cum dumpster, especially when you've never met ...

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The cockles of your heart?

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Still wondering how health insurance and home insurance and the details et al have anything remotely to do with one another, but I'll let 88 explain that one.

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Bwaha. RACK THAT SHIT.

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PSUFAN wrote:As long as your self of steam doesn't fog up the headlamps, you're good to geaux.

Watch yo mofuckin mouth, meat-whistle.

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Martyred wrote:Now this is the zztop I remember.

Kick ass and take names, Mike.

RRACK Maryred for keeping it real and making the usual suspects melt.

Go fuck yourself, Mike.

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While KFC Pdiddy may be binging out... why does Mgblow have a true statement in his sig that is still the truth about me? How many months has that been there Bspray Jr. It's nothing for me to brag about since all is cool with my crew, but he thinks it's worth having a sig to this day? If you (Mgblo...

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Goober McTuber wrote:I thought it might also spur warm memeories of that "I just fucked your really sweet mom" troll. Or whatever his name was.

You rang, cunt?

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War Wagon wrote:don't flatter yourself into thinking you're any better than the next person capable of mashing submit.

Quite rich coming out of your piehole.

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Strap on a pair of cement boots and take a long walk off a short pier into Lake Michigan, you fukkking douche.

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danica finally won her first race in 374 attempts. here's to all her sponsors and espon blowing her gank live form japan at 1 a.m. this finally justifies all her tom-boy magazine spreads. "to who would you dedicate this monumental occastion?" those fake breasts you've been meaning to buy a...

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Goober McTuber wrote:So your 15-year-old is bright, witty and entertaining?

More like dumber than a box of rocks like his old man, and yourself, obviously.

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War Wagon wrote:Rack this troll

Only a polesmoker like yourself would rack this pile of shit.

Go fuck yourself.

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Pretty incredible fags like A-Bomb get more vagina than Goobs. But that's how the world turns when you're the biggest bitch in GDO'S COUNTRY.

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Why don't you just introduce yourself to him and start comparing the value of all your material possessions to his? You know, the important shit in life: what you and your dick sucker gave to each other for christmas (and the specific cost for each), how much your house cost, how big your kitchen is...

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Papa Willie wrote:You fuckers are sillier than you used to be.

This is good.

and you're still a massively obese and tediously unfunny disgrace of a cunt.

go back to shiteatingtards.net and go fuck yourself.

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Gnats are 8-1 on the road. And who did that single loss come against? And why the fuck am I asking a troll a question? Nevermind. Two completely different teams, shitbird, and it was the first game of the fucking season. Romo's thumb wasn't fucked up last time. Gnats are a much different (and bette...

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Gnats are 8-1 on the road, Romo's fucking starlets instead of watching game film ERRRRR his thumb isn't completely healthy, Owens is not 100%, and unfortunately, the Gnats look like the upset special.

Gnats 22
Jessica Simpson 17

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Get fucked, you fat fucking douche.

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the season premier was fucking outstanding. my favorite quote, from culver at the beginning of his first meeting:

"You all can sit the fuck down and quit pretending to respect the rank."

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Goober McTuber wrote:So I looked at the properties on that pic and suddenly understood where Camtard came from. Did Dog and CrumpledShitstain invite you over to make them look clever by comparison? TROTS this shit.

FUCKING RACK!

bwaah.

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hey AP you fucking twat, here's a picture of me:

obviously the fucking badass in teh middle of the pussy sando is me. i would fuck you up and curb you like ed norton, american history x style, you fucking loser.

WAR ALBANIANS!

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RevLimiter wrote:Hey AP, do they make you wear ORANGE panties at Home Depot?

Not funny.

Stay out of this you fat fucking retard.

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I hang out with strippers and chicks that get freaky. Most are 20 years younger than me and they like to get wild. Archive. Dude - You should look at things from the other end of the spectrum, just to get a glimpse of how toolish you are. What is with your constant need for approval and acceptance?...

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nice job mentioning every price of a gift you gave/received from your silver spooned, blown out and fat cunt of a wife. did you guys exchange any presents that cost three figures AND were going to be used more than a handful of times in a calendar year? yeah, i get it: you like making your twat spec...

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the beatles were the worst thing to ever happen to modern rock. they were nothing but a sixth grade garage band with a political lightning rod for a lead singer who had a shitty taste in women. millions of people under the age of 25 still slobber down on pole over sgt. pepper's and it makes me FUCKI...

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missjo wrote:A new Tattoo!!

Thanks for capping your income at $32k. The rest of the job market thanks you. Not that you're worth anything close to that, stank ho.

Go fuck yourself.

Stupid is supposed to hurt. -- mv

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