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by Python
Fri Jan 31, 2025 3:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Birthright Citizenship
Replies: 113
Views: 5493

Re: Birthright Citizenship

StrawMan wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 1:45 am Fata Morgana
Was she a great big fat person?
by Python
Fri Jan 31, 2025 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1611
Views: 569335

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Went in for prostate surgery. Came out with a neck ectomy.

Kidding. Feel better dude.
by Python
Wed Jan 29, 2025 12:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Full Buck Moon Shines This Weekend on Apollo 11 Moon Landing Anniversary
Replies: 107
Views: 10144

Re: Full Buck Moon Shines This Weekend on Apollo 11 Moon Landing Anniversary

Innocent Bystander wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2025 2:27 am

God is real.
The moon landing isn't.
The Earth is round.
Disclosure is a slow-drip.
Worse Haiku ever.
by Python
Wed Jan 29, 2025 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3678
Views: 978838

Re: Doom

Does the Doomsday clock get moved back for daylight savings time? Because that would be like a billion years.

Science is cool.
by Python
Tue Jan 28, 2025 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
Replies: 80
Views: 1914

Re: Jan 6 Pardons

Rack Biggie.

Somewhat rack IB.

Ima go throw up now.
by Python
Thu Jan 23, 2025 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1611
Views: 569335

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

7 inches at my place. Shut up, fags.
by Python
Fri Jan 10, 2025 3:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Common sense making a comeback
Replies: 6
Views: 350

Re: Common sense making a comeback

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 1:25 am The female-hating, science-hating perv
Finally made a list.
by Python
Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3678
Views: 978838

Re: Doom

Mikey wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 4:01 pm And yet he was convicted unanimously by a jury of 12 citizens chosen by both the prosecution and the defense. Maybe the bullshit Seer is posting here is actually…bullshit.
Absolutely. Y’all got him now, right?
by Python
Thu Dec 26, 2024 10:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 51
Views: 176962

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

It’s A Wonderful Life
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
by Python
Sat Dec 21, 2024 1:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Too funny
Replies: 31
Views: 1731

Re: Too funny

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2024 7:28 pm Democrats aren't mad that a billionaire is influencing congress. They're just made he isn't named Soros.
Rack
by Python
Wed Dec 18, 2024 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are you a better poster...
Replies: 43
Views: 2855

Re: Are you a better poster...

Well, that counts as making a list.
by Python
Wed Dec 18, 2024 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Leftist School Shooter
Replies: 17
Views: 1031

Re: Another Leftist School Shooter

Diego in Seattle wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 5:59 am
How do you slot Reina?
Too easy.
by Python
Fri Dec 13, 2024 3:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are you a better poster...
Replies: 43
Views: 2855

Re: Are you a better poster...

Softball Bat wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 4:16 am I more measured.
Same. From taint to tip every time for consistency.
by Python
Sat Dec 07, 2024 4:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Seriously CA?
Replies: 35
Views: 3044

Re: Seriously CA?

mvscal wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2024 2:54 am an explosion of spastic fury with real mongoloids.
I miss bbq jones.
by Python
Mon Dec 02, 2024 4:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I just tested positive for covid
Replies: 54
Views: 4811

Re: I just tested positive for covid

Five syllable word. For that reason, I’m out.
by Python
Mon Dec 02, 2024 3:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I just tested positive for covid
Replies: 54
Views: 4811

Re: I just tested positive for covid

I didn’t think it was funny at all.
by Python
Tue Nov 26, 2024 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
Replies: 176
Views: 30637

Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!

Diego in Seattle wrote: Tue Nov 26, 2024 12:13 am When Jan. 20th 2029 rolls around he'll face those charges
:mrgreen:
by Python
Wed Nov 06, 2024 4:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot
Replies: 102
Views: 8371

Re: Call your shot

Roux wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2024 2:42 pm post the charity of choice and I'll donate $100.
Image
by Python
Wed Nov 06, 2024 6:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot
Replies: 102
Views: 8371

Re: Call your shot

They got him now!

Wait……BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!!
by Python
Tue Oct 29, 2024 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are you reading now?
Replies: 31
Views: 2801

Re: What are you reading now?

The Hun.
by Python
Sat Oct 26, 2024 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Personifi AI's New Dog Collar Finally Gives Fido a Voice
Replies: 19
Views: 2351

Re: Personifi AI's New Dog Collar Finally Gives Fido a Voice

I used to talk to Hedges all the time. Didn’t need no stinkin’ collar.
by Python
Sat Oct 26, 2024 10:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Nifty to be Fifty
Replies: 22
Views: 2950

Re: It's Nifty to be Fifty

Happy birthday. Your shoes have AIDS.
by Python
Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Storm Incoming!
Replies: 261
Views: 16388

Re: Storm Incoming!

I’m still good. Thanks
by Python
Sun Sep 22, 2024 1:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well I've Never:
Replies: 21
Views: 2054

Re: Well I've Never:

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2024 10:33 pm delish
Stop it. Immediately.
by Python
Sun Sep 22, 2024 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: headed to D.C. tomorrow
Replies: 37
Views: 2737

Re: headed to D.C. tomorrow

Dang. I didn’t know you were velo. Sorry to hear you’re going through all that stuff. Take care of yourself, my man.

And dibs on the record player.
by Python
Sun Sep 15, 2024 11:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump
Replies: 45
Views: 4043

Re: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump

What happened to Roux’s last post in this thread? Seems to have disappeared. Hmmmm..
by Python
Sun Sep 15, 2024 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump
Replies: 45
Views: 4043

Re: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump

kcdave wrote: Sun Sep 15, 2024 8:09 pm Stop being such a lying, narcissistic, ass hole, and people won't try so hard to kill your ignorant orange ass.
Fuck you
by Python
Thu Sep 12, 2024 11:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Storm Incoming!
Replies: 261
Views: 16388

Re: Storm Incoming!

I’m just fine everybody. Thanks for the concern.
by Python
Wed Sep 11, 2024 9:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Storm Incoming!
Replies: 261
Views: 16388

Re: Storm Incoming!

Roux wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2024 7:15 pm It has shifted to the easy, Py, we won't get the worst of it. We're definitely getting weather though.
I said screw this crap. Now good day, sir.
by Python
Wed Sep 11, 2024 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Storm Incoming!
Replies: 261
Views: 16388

Re: Storm Incoming!

Screw this crap.
by Python
Fri Sep 06, 2024 6:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: First things to do in a hotel room
Replies: 13
Views: 1423

Re: First things to do in a hotel room

Roach wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2024 5:27 pm asses pussiez dicks and ears.
Little known fact. This is the second stanza to “heads, shoulders, knees and toes”.
by Python
Fri Aug 30, 2024 12:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wormbrain Jr. chainsaws head off whale, drives it home.
Replies: 9
Views: 902

Re: Wormbrain Jr. chainsaws head off whale, drives it home.

FiatLux wrote: Wed Aug 28, 2024 4:21 am I mean, who hasnt chainsawed a little road kill and took it home?
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by Python
Wed Aug 28, 2024 12:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
Replies: 176
Views: 30637

Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

They got him now!
by Python
Fri Aug 23, 2024 11:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
Replies: 77
Views: 6171

Re: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here

I think they stepped in something.
by Python
Sat Aug 17, 2024 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 8-17-24
Replies: 23
Views: 1690

Re: Weekend Roll Call 8-17-24

Go away. Baitin’.
by Python
Wed Aug 14, 2024 1:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meet. J.D VANCE
Replies: 46
Views: 2350

Re: Meet. J.D VANCE

No twerking in front of kids, no care.
by Python
Wed Aug 14, 2024 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chronicle the Fake Harris/Walz Crowds Here
Replies: 111
Views: 6807

Re: Chronicle the Fake Harris/Walz Crowds Here

I finished off a fifth of Beam, did a couple of lines and GMJO, so I think I’m finally ready….

Rack IB
by Python
Wed Aug 14, 2024 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Predict the date Trump pulls out of the race for POTUS
Replies: 15
Views: 1244

Re: Predict the date Trump pull out of the race for POTUS

FiatLux wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 9:19 pm The court case in South Florida will get reinstated by the appellate Court. Then they'll remove judge Cannon and Trump is really screwed. He still has Georgia and DC. He's looking at spending a long long time in jail.
Y’all got him now!