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- Fri Jan 31, 2025 3:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Birthright Citizenship
- Replies: 113
- Views: 5493
- Fri Jan 31, 2025 3:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1611
- Views: 569335
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Went in for prostate surgery. Came out with a neck ectomy.
Kidding. Feel better dude.
Kidding. Feel better dude.
- Wed Jan 29, 2025 12:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Full Buck Moon Shines This Weekend on Apollo 11 Moon Landing Anniversary
- Replies: 107
- Views: 10144
Re: Full Buck Moon Shines This Weekend on Apollo 11 Moon Landing Anniversary
Worse Haiku ever.Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Tue Jan 28, 2025 2:27 am
God is real.
The moon landing isn't.
The Earth is round.
Disclosure is a slow-drip.
- Wed Jan 29, 2025 12:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3678
- Views: 978838
Re: Doom
Does the Doomsday clock get moved back for daylight savings time? Because that would be like a billion years.
Science is cool.
Science is cool.
- Tue Jan 28, 2025 2:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
- Replies: 80
- Views: 1914
Re: Jan 6 Pardons
Rack Biggie.
Somewhat rack IB.
Ima go throw up now.
Somewhat rack IB.
Ima go throw up now.
- Thu Jan 23, 2025 1:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1611
- Views: 569335
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
7 inches at my place. Shut up, fags.
- Mon Jan 20, 2025 4:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: On Monday, Trump will become the oldest president ever inaugurated
- Replies: 67
- Views: 1695
Re: On Monday, Trump will become the oldest president ever inaugurated
You no got heem?
BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!
BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!
- Fri Jan 10, 2025 3:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Common sense making a comeback
- Replies: 6
- Views: 350
Re: Common sense making a comeback
Finally made a list.
- Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3678
- Views: 978838
- Thu Dec 26, 2024 10:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
- Replies: 51
- Views: 176962
Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
It’s A Wonderful Life
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
- Sat Dec 21, 2024 1:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Too funny
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1731
Re: Too funny
RackHighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2024 7:28 pm Democrats aren't mad that a billionaire is influencing congress. They're just made he isn't named Soros.
- Wed Dec 18, 2024 12:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Are you a better poster...
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2855
Re: Are you a better poster...
Well, that counts as making a list.
- Wed Dec 18, 2024 12:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another Leftist School Shooter
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1031
Re: Another Leftist School Shooter
Too easy.
- Fri Dec 13, 2024 3:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Are you a better poster...
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2855
Re: Are you a better poster...
Same. From taint to tip every time for consistency.
- Sat Dec 07, 2024 4:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Seriously CA?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3044
- Mon Dec 02, 2024 4:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I just tested positive for covid
- Replies: 54
- Views: 4811
Re: I just tested positive for covid
Five syllable word. For that reason, I’m out.
- Mon Dec 02, 2024 3:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I just tested positive for covid
- Replies: 54
- Views: 4811
Re: I just tested positive for covid
I didn’t think it was funny at all.
- Tue Nov 26, 2024 12:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
- Replies: 176
- Views: 30637
Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2024 12:13 am When Jan. 20th 2029 rolls around he'll face those charges
- Wed Nov 06, 2024 4:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Call your shot
- Replies: 102
- Views: 8371
- Wed Nov 06, 2024 6:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Call your shot
- Replies: 102
- Views: 8371
Re: Call your shot
They got him now!
Wait……BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!!
Wait……BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!!
- Tue Oct 29, 2024 8:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What are you reading now?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2801
Re: What are you reading now?
The Hun.
- Sat Oct 26, 2024 10:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Personifi AI's New Dog Collar Finally Gives Fido a Voice
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2351
Re: Personifi AI's New Dog Collar Finally Gives Fido a Voice
I used to talk to Hedges all the time. Didn’t need no stinkin’ collar.
- Sat Oct 26, 2024 10:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's Nifty to be Fifty
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2950
Re: It's Nifty to be Fifty
Happy birthday. Your shoes have AIDS.
- Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Storm Incoming!
- Replies: 261
- Views: 16388
Re: Storm Incoming!
I’m still good. Thanks
- Sun Sep 22, 2024 1:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well I've Never:
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2054
Re: Well I've Never:
Stop it. Immediately.
- Sun Sep 22, 2024 12:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: headed to D.C. tomorrow
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2737
Re: headed to D.C. tomorrow
Dang. I didn’t know you were velo. Sorry to hear you’re going through all that stuff. Take care of yourself, my man.
And dibs on the record player.
And dibs on the record player.
- Sun Sep 15, 2024 11:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump
- Replies: 45
- Views: 4043
Re: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump
What happened to Roux’s last post in this thread? Seems to have disappeared. Hmmmm..
- Sun Sep 15, 2024 9:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump
- Replies: 45
- Views: 4043
- Thu Sep 12, 2024 11:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Storm Incoming!
- Replies: 261
- Views: 16388
Re: Storm Incoming!
I’m just fine everybody. Thanks for the concern.
- Wed Sep 11, 2024 9:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Storm Incoming!
- Replies: 261
- Views: 16388
- Wed Sep 11, 2024 6:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Storm Incoming!
- Replies: 261
- Views: 16388
Re: Storm Incoming!
Screw this crap.
- Fri Sep 06, 2024 6:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: First things to do in a hotel room
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1423
- Sun Sep 01, 2024 4:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wormbrain Jr. chainsaws head off whale, drives it home.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 902
- Fri Aug 30, 2024 12:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wormbrain Jr. chainsaws head off whale, drives it home.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 902
- Wed Aug 28, 2024 12:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
- Replies: 176
- Views: 30637
Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
They got him now!
They got him now!
- Fri Aug 23, 2024 11:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
- Replies: 77
- Views: 6171
Re: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
I think they stepped in something.
- Sat Aug 17, 2024 10:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 8-17-24
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1690
Re: Weekend Roll Call 8-17-24
Go away. Baitin’.
- Wed Aug 14, 2024 1:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meet. J.D VANCE
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2350
Re: Meet. J.D VANCE
No twerking in front of kids, no care.
- Wed Aug 14, 2024 1:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chronicle the Fake Harris/Walz Crowds Here
- Replies: 111
- Views: 6807
Re: Chronicle the Fake Harris/Walz Crowds Here
I finished off a fifth of Beam, did a couple of lines and GMJO, so I think I’m finally ready….
Rack IB
Rack IB
- Wed Aug 14, 2024 12:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Predict the date Trump pulls out of the race for POTUS
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1244