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by Python
Tue May 13, 2025 12:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TRUMP SAVING AMERICA 2025
Replies: 50
Views: 1101

Re: TRUMP SAVING AMERICA 2025

Roux wrote: Mon May 12, 2025 11:22 pm Or as a certain height-deprived radio host used to say, he had a take and did not suck.
No, he sucked.
by Python
Thu May 08, 2025 10:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1712
Views: 682928

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Chicks cannot hold dey Smokey. Dat’s what it is.
by Python
Thu May 08, 2025 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 63
Views: 4585

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Popes cannot hold dey smoke. Dat’s what it is.
by Python
Tue May 06, 2025 12:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 7101

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Why the frick didn’t I know Dins died? What the heck happened to him? Geez, that’s horrible.
by Python
Tue Apr 29, 2025 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
Replies: 30
Views: 3957

Re: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!

Rack mvscal. Again.
by Python
Sun Apr 27, 2025 4:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 494
Views: 85439

Re: The President's First 30 days...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 4:01 pm He listhped a thtrernly worded retholuthion condemning the orangth nathi!
I never make any lisps.

Ok, that line was recycled from about 15 years ago so I thought I’d dust it off again. Sue me.
by Python
Sun Apr 27, 2025 4:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 187
Views: 31832

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Roux wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 7:14 pm But to adults, no.
Whew
by Python
Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 12081

Re: Death pool speed round

Meat Head wrote: Mon Apr 21, 2025 8:24 pm Image
Looks like someone tipped over a lawn elf.
by Python
Tue Apr 22, 2025 11:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 8588

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:57 am Why do you hate popes?
The plural is Peeps.

Edit: That’ll learn me to read the whole thread before posting.

Screw y’all.
by Python
Sat Apr 12, 2025 3:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3848
Views: 1070950

Re: Doom

mvscal wrote: Fri Apr 11, 2025 1:08 am Or maybe a flaccid yet feebly determined bumping against your taint?
:mrgreen:
This is poetry.
by Python
Mon Apr 07, 2025 11:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-5-25
Replies: 23
Views: 2711

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-5-25

Jesus H Christ wrote: Sun Apr 06, 2025 4:14 am
I don’t get any royalties for those you know.
Yes you do. It’s called a tithe. Shut up.
by Python
Thu Apr 03, 2025 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Y’all got any questions…
Replies: 24
Views: 2846

Re: Y’all got any questions…

Check out the big nutsack on Brad!
by Python
Thu Apr 03, 2025 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 494
Views: 85439

Re: The President's First 30 days...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 6:45 pm his big tidded secretary.
Well?
by Python
Sun Mar 30, 2025 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 187
Views: 31832

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

bungle clone wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 6:00 pm pick with an apparently vulnerable bootie
I saw that one on Pornhub too.
by Python
Wed Mar 26, 2025 1:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Recent Fast Food Travesties
Replies: 45
Views: 6606

Re: Recent Fast Food Travesties

Is jelp a word? Like, “I jelp you”.
by Python
Wed Mar 26, 2025 12:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Recent Fast Food Travesties
Replies: 45
Views: 6606

Re: Recent Fast Food Travesties

That’s way too detailed.
by Python
Tue Mar 25, 2025 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Recent Fast Food Travesties
Replies: 45
Views: 6606

Re: Recent Fast Food Travesties

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Mar 25, 2025 2:41 pm It it's never gay to recieve a ball sucking.
That’s really good info.
by Python
Sun Mar 16, 2025 3:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Enjoyed “knowing” you folks
Replies: 55
Views: 5177

Re: Enjoyed “knowing” you folks

Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Mar 15, 2025 7:51 pm I’m on the patio with Boog and the pines are bending like crazy.
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
by Python
Sat Mar 15, 2025 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-15-25
Replies: 18
Views: 2079

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-15-25

Great news, Wolfie. Glad to hear it.
by Python
Sat Mar 15, 2025 5:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Enjoyed “knowing” you folks
Replies: 55
Views: 5177

Re: Enjoyed “knowing” you folks

Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Mar 15, 2025 1:59 am Smackie gets the 50 or 60 rare LPs I kept when I sold my collection.

Mikey, m2, Diego and Roux can have all my drag gear.

Meathead gets my bike…if he doesn’t mind it being in pieces.
You know what this is called? A fucking list, that’s what.
by Python
Sat Mar 15, 2025 12:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Total lunar eclipse
Replies: 18
Views: 1597

Re: Total lunar eclipse

Mikey wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 6:18 pm a plastic container with inches marked off on it
I have one of those. For research.
by Python
Fri Mar 07, 2025 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you fags play Pickleball?
Replies: 34
Views: 9605

Re: Any of you fags play Pickleball?

Rack bungle
by Python
Thu Mar 06, 2025 10:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5877
Views: 1443026

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

bungle clone wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 4:07 pm ouch. rack seer
So Trump was right again. BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!!
by Python
Thu Mar 06, 2025 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you fags play Pickleball?
Replies: 34
Views: 9605

Re: Any of you fags play Pickleball?

Roux wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 12:16 am I got married again, and my wife isn't a fan.

Smart woman.
:mrgreen:
by Python
Thu Mar 06, 2025 1:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Return to the moon!
Replies: 33
Views: 6358

Re: Return to the moon!

Actually it’s XNXX.com

But whatever.
by Python
Thu Mar 06, 2025 1:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption
Replies: 22
Views: 3039

Re: Caption

Roux wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 10:15 pm Trimix is like Viagra but much stronger,
Noted
by Python
Wed Mar 05, 2025 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5877
Views: 1443026

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

We’re two weeks behind Italy.
by Python
Wed Mar 05, 2025 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Return to the moon!
Replies: 33
Views: 6358

Re: Return to the moon!

I saw that one on Pornhub. It was decent.
by Python
Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 494
Views: 85439

Re: The President's First 30 days...

It’s going to be a long 4 years for you guys.
by Python
Mon Mar 03, 2025 1:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 321
Views: 53995

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

mvscal wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 11:09 pm Python might be confused by the tat, though. 21 X 2 X 12? The fuck? How is he supposed to jizz on her face looking at that?
Love always finds a way.
by Python
Sun Mar 02, 2025 3:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Borders
Replies: 81
Views: 14090

Re: Borders

Innocent Bystander wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 1:23 am Ass, skin, nose and hair
You’re doing it wrong.

Head, shoulders, knees and toes
by Python
Sat Mar 01, 2025 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 494
Views: 85439

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Nope, don’t remember any of that. Unless I did something awesome. If so, yep that was cool.
by Python
Sat Mar 01, 2025 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 12081

Re: Death pool speed round

Meat Head wrote: Fri Feb 28, 2025 9:33 pm bronchospasm
That’s one of those retarded dinosaurs, right?
by Python
Sat Mar 01, 2025 12:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 494
Views: 85439

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Thanks for spelling my name right, bungle.
by Python
Fri Feb 28, 2025 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 494
Views: 85439

Re: The President's First 30 days...

I think now would be a good time to impeach Trump again.
by Python
Wed Feb 26, 2025 4:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Borders
Replies: 81
Views: 14090

Re: Borders

Wolfman wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2025 2:10 amI was on Army active duty in 1960
1960? Gotdamn.
by Python
Tue Feb 25, 2025 12:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My State Pays For Jack Off Clubs
Replies: 35
Views: 4614

Re: My State Pays For Jack Off Clubs

You seriously don’t remember that?
by Python
Sun Feb 23, 2025 7:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The head pedo enters toaster
Replies: 20
Views: 2096

Re: The head pedo enters toaster

That creepy looking fricker needs to stop winking at me.
by Python
Sun Feb 23, 2025 4:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My State Pays For Jack Off Clubs
Replies: 35
Views: 4614

Re: My State Pays For Jack Off Clubs

In a dungeon.