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by RedHerring
Mon May 28, 2007 8:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles Nelson Reilly sucks cock nevermore...
Replies: 4
Views: 1320

Charles Nelson Reilly sucks cock nevermore...

Hot Digity Damn!!! I score my first ever dead pool points...Err I mean rest in peace Charles.. :( -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/28/reilly.obit.ap/index.html ...
by RedHerring
Mon May 28, 2007 7:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some days, it seems like everything's wrong with the world..
Replies: 13
Views: 1481

If it weren't for Lindsay Lohan's Old man threatening to kill her and torch her body, and of course Marvin Gaye's old man I wouldn't be able to phone it in as a father with a clear conscience. And so I raise my beer to them..Cheers you disfunctional bastards!! Cheers...
by RedHerring
Mon May 28, 2007 6:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Piggy Murders Majestic Hog
Replies: 50
Views: 4705

Holy Shit Rosie O'Fatdyke just quit the view, and she's gunned down a couple days later?! A crying shame.. Good shot kid!!
by RedHerring
Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your list of Geniuses
Replies: 37
Views: 3989

10.Amos Alonzo Stagg
9. Aristotle
8. Arnold Rothstein
7. Samuel T. Coleridge
6. Napoleon Bonaparte
5. Niels Bohr
4. Rembrandt
3. John Locke
2. Thomas Edison
1. SANTO : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrspITZFIB4&NR=1 , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI08BO-4 ... ed&search=
by RedHerring
Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I will defeat you at Monkey Snowfight
Replies: 3
Views: 1058

I got ape-slapped like 4 times in a row and ran away like a masturbating chimp.... :(
by RedHerring
Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:39 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: (! kinda)Favorite Teams in your neck of the woods? (! kinda)
Replies: 35
Views: 2810

Nebraska - Understandibly the fanbase is about 90% Husker, and since Omaha is packed full of micks due to the railroad, theres a good dose of Irish fans as well. I also see an unhealthy amount of Iowa gear around town. The 3 pro teams w/ the biggest following seems to be the Vikes,Chiefs and Broncos.
by RedHerring
Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Double sunsets, via Tatooine more common ...
Replies: 10
Views: 1508

Redemption!! now my Dad will have to talk to me again....


Signed....

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by RedHerring
Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ernest Gallo..dead
Replies: 17
Views: 1733

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"Fuck Him!! I'll dance on that homo's grave!!!"

- Charles J. Cisco
by RedHerring
Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:00 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ladies and Gentlemen, in the interest of smacking your own..
Replies: 7
Views: 1345

Ah Hell, while we're at it.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Or831zKOE


:oops: :rock: :oops:
by RedHerring
Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:22 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Marlon Lucky hospitalized
Replies: 8
Views: 1366

420 wrote:It's actually kinda funny watching LA and Cornfield go at it... when it comes to the bigger shithole. lol!

I'll help you out...


It's a tie.
Quoth the man from the land of 10,000 bath houses. :meds:
by RedHerring
Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:28 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Marlon Lucky hospitalized
Replies: 8
Views: 1366

you grow up in Hollywood and move to Lincoln, its cold and boring as fuck and he cant leave for at least another year.... Yeah, he's probably misses dodging hot lead in Los Angeldust, or avoiding the lustful glances of "the fellas" in Homowood. :mrgreen: This isn't necessarily drug relate...
by RedHerring
Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BEST Song Ever Recorded
Replies: 29
Views: 2808

First time I met the blues- Buddy Guy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvO23BHKr6c
by RedHerring
Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Guvnor Romney
Replies: 10
Views: 1865

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"Gat en the feckken Caw Hah-soos"
by RedHerring
Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:27 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2007 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 95
Views: 43919

kcdave wrote:Lamar Hunt - Chiefs Owner, Founder AFL - cancer. Damn I hate doing that.

more to come.






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"Uh-Oh You've really done it this time Davey"
by RedHerring
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:39 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Erin McQuinn Update
Replies: 46
Views: 4484

I've driven home my Huskerbone into far homlier...I'm on it... :rock:



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by RedHerring
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:14 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2007 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 95
Views: 43919

Don King - Promoter/human Q-tip -Wrath of the Almighty. Chuck Berry- Musician/sexual deviant - Porn induced Heart attack Leif Garrett - Tiger Beat Icon - Heroin OD / Shivved in the prison library. Charles Nelson Reilly - Thesbian - A nally I nflicted D eath S entence Gerald Ford - stroke damn taken ...
by RedHerring
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Favorite Franchise Restaurant
Replies: 145
Views: 10341

1) Famous dave's' - Equivalent of methadone for this rib junkie until the spring and summer months when I get to have Arthur Bryants in Kansas City following the Twins. They have a Famous Dave's here now out by the KS Speedway. I've heard it's quite good. I'll have to try it someday. If you're in K...
by RedHerring
Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I am having a Festivus party tonight......
Replies: 74
Views: 7852

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"Well I 'Preciate the thought of a PARTY an' all, but me Ruthie here are gonna celebrate our anniversary If'n you know what I mean..A little candlelight An some Mogen David should do the trick jus fine...."
by RedHerring
Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING! Photos of Gee's Bend, Alabama
Replies: 36
Views: 2470

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WTF?! $4.25 for a pack of Marlboros?!! I thought smokes were supposed to be cheap down south!!
by RedHerring
Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) RANK 'EM (!)
Replies: 23
Views: 2625

Hooooo---Yah!!! My lap indeed Runneth over.

:rock: Yeah That's Right, I'd slather my man gravy all over them Whisker Bicuits... :rock:

And then I'd do it all over again just to spite myself!!!

:jtr:
by RedHerring
Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Favorite Franchise Restaurant
Replies: 145
Views: 10341

1) Famous dave's' - Equivalent of methadone for this rib junkie until the spring and summer months when I get to have Arthur Bryants in Kansas City following the Twins. 2)Schlotzky's - They serve up one fucked up but tasty sandwich... 3) Golden Corral- Seedy, Buffet style, steaks that taste eerily l...
by RedHerring
Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Worst song ever recorded
Replies: 95
Views: 7077

Ahhh, the '70s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8pse9Gixh4 "The Jump" :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_43AfrNznyA Damn You All!!! Leave it to you bringing back all the surreal & nasty 70's music flashbacks ... But you inspired me to lower depths, my sister loved these horrid Bucktoo...
by RedHerring
Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:15 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Big 12 Championship - NU/OU Call it
Replies: 59
Views: 3543

Let's assume for a moment that (A) Coach Stoops has forgotten from last year that Courtney Grixby can't cover in man or zone situations very well (B) Andy Shanle doesn't get Ike slapped by Allen Patrick like he did Ok st. and A&M's Offenses (C) that Ruud and Bradley take their meds for Slow whit...
by RedHerring
Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Muzzie gets over on nog
Replies: 22
Views: 1704

What's a good Irish kid like Kenyatta Calhoun doing getting mixed up in such criminal hijinxs and tomfoolery? The shame..
by RedHerring
Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:48 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Nebraska star QB gone?
Replies: 23
Views: 1502

Leave it to "stagemom" to help fuck up her kids collegiate career. The only way Beck can save his own ass now is to come clean with the coaches. If what the article says is true, He needs to get off the Diva pedastal that his folks and the scout magazines put him on and get his ass down to...
by RedHerring
Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:19 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Look at this
Replies: 7
Views: 699

Frank Beamer's growth wrote:Somebody owe's that guy an apology. Good info for him

Yeah no doubt, ColleyvilleAg06 was quite the fucking douchebag...
by RedHerring
Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How many of you are truly outraged by Mel Gibson's remarks?
Replies: 71
Views: 4247

KC Scott wrote:Mel's already working on his next flick.

I believe it will be a biography...

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A sequel to Chaplin ?!




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by RedHerring
Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:48 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way :roll:
Replies: 17
Views: 1124

Seeing how Barry Collier has boldly put up a 1-5 record against Creighton, that actually does hurt..... :)
by RedHerring
Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:11 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way :roll:
Replies: 17
Views: 1124

in the interest of scoreboard: i'm not sure NU fan should be rolling too much Mizzou smack after last year. the bugeaters made Gary Pinkel look like a riverboat gambler*. * errr.....I mean Brad Smith untacklable. Puuuuuh-lease Give me a break. Although he did win half his games against the Huskers ...
by RedHerring
Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:01 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way :roll:
Replies: 17
Views: 1124

Adelpiero wrote:I guess you have to be a bugeater, to understand the mentality of a bugeater?"

Kind of like understanding your "battered little brother complex" ?


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by RedHerring
Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:57 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way :roll:
Replies: 17
Views: 1124

Hmmm, sounds like Miami/FSU fan right there: "We can overlook anything as long as your perform on the field." That's peculiar...I can't seem to find any Huskerfan in this thread who's said anything of the sort. Looks like your'e wrong again. So you gonna throw a candyassed tizzy fit like ...
by RedHerring
Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:36 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way :roll:
Replies: 17
Views: 1124

Re: No way :roll:

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news;_ylt=AvpCBaE5Hc0_buI.uydTQRscvrYF?slug=ap-nebraska-culbert&prov=ap&type=lgns Callahan says Culbert can join Huskers, but with conditions July 26, 2006 LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- Nebraska will allow a recruit accused of sexual abuse to join the football team, bu...
by RedHerring
Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's Your Team?
Replies: 148
Views: 7900

NCAA: Nebraska Cornhuskers
NFL: Detroit Lions- Some Day.....
NBA: Sacremento (Formerly Kansas City) Kings
MLB: Minnesota Twins
NHL: Stopped giving a shit after the Northstars went to Dallas...
by RedHerring
Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What religion would you LEAST like your child to believe in?
Replies: 64
Views: 4273

Famous Buddhists: http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/nba/2001/0405/photo/a_phil_i.jpg http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/secret_shots/images/20040407_michael_stipe.jpg http://www.firstfoot.com/fouthlanark/images/richard-gere.jpeg http://www.petshub.com/gerbil/img/gerbil.jpg It'd be better if my kids were gu...
by RedHerring
Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:45 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Tell us - again - about the team that you love to hate.
Replies: 45
Views: 2317

Kal - we've already covered this ucLabia - red headed stepchild of USC Stanford - history of dirty plays and cheap shots Nebraska - will never forget Lawrence Phillips beating on his girlfriend * @ Florida - asshole fans Washington State - see Florida x 2 LSU - see Washington State x 400 Oregon - A...
by RedHerring
Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie from "Frasier"...DEAD!
Replies: 6
Views: 545

I'll miss you Moose, enjoy you final rest old friend:



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by RedHerring
Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Times...
Replies: 21
Views: 1081

Aint we Lucky we got em'...

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by RedHerring
Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GO ENGLAND!
Replies: 41
Views: 1857

The destruction of deutchland begins!!! http://www.foxnews.com/images/209886/0_23_062406_worldcup_brawl.jpg http://www.foxnews.com/images/209886/0_25_062406_worldcup_braw2.jpg http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,200863,00.html STUTTGART, Germany — Police broke up two brief but violent disturbances i...
by RedHerring
Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where was he going with the head?
Replies: 12
Views: 744

Duh,



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by RedHerring
Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proclaim BODE right here
Replies: 41
Views: 3688

Re: Proclaim BODE right here

PSUFAN wrote:I'm not listening to Jim Rome interview someone right now.

:bode:

Agggh...Cuntciliano was on today. Had to hit Cowherd & Patrick...

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