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You're too much of a dolt to recognize the obvious dissatisfaction and disgust your daughter and wife have for you. Your daughter chose an area of interest that is a cesspool for lesbianism and bull dyke attitudery. What do you think triggered her to begin her trek into man hating? Hello mirror. And...

Met some old douchbag at the hardware store The fog was forming Christmas Eve I asked to point me towards the square head screws As he wiped snot on his sleeve He didn't recognize the face at first Then one eye flew open wide He went to smack me but he spilled his purse And I laughed until I creid ...

That's it, I'm pushing that Local 1225/439 file a notice with the INFR informing them that due to the poor air quality having caused permanent brain damage to those on the ground there, we're not stopping in Fresno this year.
Too many freaks and friends of freaks living there for my likings.

So you want men to post homo-erotic stories for you in this thread? No, I've got Comet on the way. Just wanted to collate these cock sucking stories like Atomic Punk working a weekend at Kinkos. So that's a no on homo-erotic stories but a yes on cock sucking stories in anticipation of Comet's arriv...

If I know Rudolph (and I do), he's still rallying from last night. He'll roll into the stable about 10 am or so, nuke a frozen burrito, and fall asleep on the futon. Wake and bake at 4pm, in time to catch Judge Judy. Borrow my laptop to catch up on AP's latest message board turds, play some Mario Ka...

Blitzen wrote:You wanna waste time? I'll waste time.

Jennifer Connelly is trolling as Blitzen.

Sin,
AP

Hey Dins - it looks like we might have to make an emergency run out to Mt. Hood. Can you give us a quick briefing on the geography, terrain, and weather on Mt Hood, paying particular attention to the different ways that retards have died on the mountain before, history of the Native Americans in the...

Ingse Bodil wrote: what worse torture was it meant to be the humane version of?

Being forced to read the textual diarrhea that you post.

Smackie Chan wrote:

warren wrote:

Vixen wrote:You should have really rethought the whole "clicking submit" part of this post.

Sorry, but I must concur with Vixen on this one.

So why apologize?

It's the 9th step in the Crappy Posters Anonymous program.

Who is our IBFR union rep these days? We have a serious grievance that needs to be aired. Local 1225/439 has been without a rep since Vixen was caught skimming from the dues to pay off a bet she lost to Mrs. Claus. Who would have thought the Old Lady could suppress her gag reflex? Speaking of gag r...

Who schedules these meltdowns for the weekends? I thought our union contract prohibited weekend meltdowns without 2 weeks advance notice. Maybe the IBFR (International Brotherhood of Flying Ruminants) forgot about this during the last contract negotiation.

I tipped Rudolph's girlfriend in the storage barn at the Christmas party this year. It's all I could fit in.

Well isn't this special. The whole gang getting back together for the holidays. I hope everyone brought protection. It's like a big celebration of stupid!

http://www.casadice.com/signs/images/outside_sign013.jpg Yeah, I'm thinking openmindedness is the first thing they're looking for at this classy joint in North Versailles, PA , that bastion of progressive thought. Speaking of being open minded...BSmack, Santa knows what you proposed to the Missus t...

That's no excuse. Look, I can put in a good word with the Big Jolly for you...or I could "accidentally" mark you off the list. You know, depending on your behavior. Now let's see those sweater kittens.

Wolfman wrote:"Merry Xmas, now get lost"

^^^^^
I laughed !

What are you, 6 years old?

If I tell you a knock-knock joke - and I mean a really GOOD knock-knock joke - will you die laughing? Please?

That's how we roll in the DC!

No worries. All the geezers are busy taking naps and all the tards are busy picking their noses. It's been slow around here.

Up and....Up we just count the number of dead trolls hanging from the RACK. Of course, sometimes it's important to check the hooves for troll remnants as well.

HOLLA! .... Like the troll but I don't know if I'm buying the avatar. Wrong. Totally wrong. The troll sucks. It's a bad imitation of the opinion columns from The Onion. It's an abortion of a troll, but the owner thinks that if he posts enough times with it, some mouth breather like you will justify...

The fucking ribs may have smelled good, but they did not taste that well, and the quanity was small. Not going back... there's more crime in that 10 block strecth of suburbia than any place on the west side. Way to stick it to the man, tough guy. Your massive economic impact will just have to be fe...