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Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jul 08, 2024 3:44 am I anticipate that Joe will resign the presidency by next week, citing "illness" of some sort, which will gain the Dims a sympathy *bump* in the polls.

- poptart (7/4/24)

http://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=53803



Joe will be OUT this week, imo.



Good call on following my lead...


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Jimmy Carter
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mvscal wrote: Mon Jul 08, 2024 12:36 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Jul 07, 2024 10:00 pm
I don't recall anyone accusing Joe of having a stroke or Parkinsons.
Allow me to be the first, then. He absolutely has Parkinson's. I've seen it first hand. It's not going to get any better and it isn't something that can be papered over with comically idiotic lies. This is also something that isn't news to anyone that has anything to do with that perverted shitbag for the past few years.
I couldn't agree more. He 100% has Parkinsons.

My father has it and the symptoms totally match.

It can be managed with medication to some degree, but not even close to where he'd need to be to continue to be leader of the free world.

Things only get worse from here.

HIs wife is evil incarnate if she knows that he has Parkinsons and is letting him continue.
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L45B wrote: Mon Jul 08, 2024 12:22 pm
Jimmy Carter
Fuck it. Why not? He still has another term of eligibility. Biden/Carter!!

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mvscal wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 12:29 amFuck it. Why not? He still has another term of eligibility. Biden/Carter!!
It’s an intriguing duo for sure. They both arguably oversaw the two best economies during each of their presidencies this country ever witnessed.

To think how in sync they are policy-wise and work ethic -wise, Jimmy could be there to wake up Joe from his afternoon nap, Joe would be so much more well rested for his next debate.

Thinking further ahead, if Joe croaks in office, Jimmy could immediately use all of his cue cards. No need to create new ones or re-laminate.
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81 Million super-duper energized voters can't wait to pull the lever for Biden/Carter!
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It will be 81 + 37 million in November because no one will consciously vote for a convicted felon when it comes down to it.

37 also happens to be the same count of felonies that Glump should have been charged with. The jury could have piled on a few more at their discretion but put the kiddy gloves on because it was full of right wing apologists.

Either way, Joe is here to stay. He is a fighter and a uniter!
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L45B wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 3:13 am It will be 81 + 37 million in November because no one will consciously vote for a convicted felon when it comes down to it.

37 also happens to be the same count of felonies that Glump should have been charged with. The jury could have piled on a few more at their discretion but put the kiddy gloves on because it was full of right wing apologists.

Either way, Joe is here to stay. He is a fighter and a uniter!
Correct me if I am mistaken here, but according to current polling of the highly coveted "independent voters", president trump is up by double digits, which, if you know anything at all about the electoral map, means "GAME OVER" for the dems.

Of course, we're still about 4 months out, and in politics, that's an eternity in which ANYTHING can and WILL happen.

I often wonder if this entire thing is controlled by extremely powerful figures, who already know the outcomes and chuckle over 50 year scotch and fine Cuban cigars, while we remain polarized at each other's throats like the Bloods and the Crips

I don't know about you guys, but I thoroughly enjoy watching this whole thing unfolding. Keep in mind, EVEN WITH technology allowing each and every one of us to literally stay "up to the second" on every little detail, DON'T KID YOURSELVES,
Although we receive millions of pieces of information daily, NONE OF US is privy to the DECISIONS OF THE REAL POWER-BROKERS or "DECIDERS" if you will. NOT to be confused with this board's group of "deciders" by any means.

Just grab popcorn and throw a ballot into.some "ballot box" on some street corner somewhere.

Enjoy. :popcorn:
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poptart wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:48 am
Carson wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2024 3:28 am
Roux wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2024 1:17 am This is a train wreck.

Select a new candidate at the convention.
Who?

The dims have nothing.
Dump will be leading in the polls after tonight's debacle, so the Dims will need someone with either significant name recognition, or energy enough to be vigorous on the campaign trail, and also stand up to Donald in the next debate.

Hillary
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The day after the Bidet debate debacle I pointed to Hillary Clintoon as the most likely replacement.

It is now becoming a thing.

https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/47 ... nton-2024/

https://www.foxnews.com/media/hillary-c ... ked-online
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How many votes did Hillary get during the Dem primaries?
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 12:24 am How many votes did Hillary get during the Dem primaries?
none

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bungle clone wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 3:09 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 12:24 am How many votes did Hillary get during the Dem primaries?
none
None?

Hang on a minute. How can a candidate win the primary with no votes? I thought the purpose of a primary was to listen to the voice of the governed and allow them to choose a leader. If a leader is being chosen without the consent of the governed, then what the fuck kind of government is that?

I keep hearing "Democracy is on the ballot!" Not for the DNC primary, apparently! Democracy can get fucked in the back of a rape van if you're the DNC.

If Dems don't hold their Party accountable for this fraud, I'm sorry, but you're going to lose all credibility when you promote "Democracy is at risk" fear porn. Democracy is being taken from you right now. Right in front of your face. In real time. Not in some nebulous future. You're soaking in it.

Are the Dems going to lay back and take it? The DNC is not sneaking this into your back door. They're showing you the 12" monogrammed dildo with the words, "We're in charge, bitches" written on the shaft. They'll assfuck you out of this primary process without even the courtesy of a Hawk Tuah. You don't matter to your political party. I hope that's obvious.

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^Youve got it backwards.

Zie Troomp is the one who is a clear and present danger to democracy given that he’s already colluded with the Russians, overturned Row vs Wade via executive order, put children in cages, charged the capitol building with a battalion of lightly trained and armed militia, sent multiple mean tweets, faked his own assassination using Biden’s corrupt secret service to assist him in an obvious staged photo shoot.

Whoever is in charge of the shadow government right now is irrelevant because, whoever they are, they are going to save all of us from the impending #doom of Nazi socialists marching in unison up and down Pennsylvania Ave and across Columbia University Tent City, which would be a tragic and dark day in our nation’s history.

It’s time to mask up and finish the job Joe started in defeating Medicovid (code talk for ensuring by any means necessary that Klump is defeated or exeKuted).
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L45B wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:21 pm ^Youve got it backwards.

Zie Troomp is the one who is a clear and present danger to democracy given that he’s already colluded with the Russians, overturned Row vs Wade via executive order, put children in cages, charged the capitol building with a battalion of lightly trained and armed militia, sent multiple mean tweets, faked his own assassination using Biden’s corrupt secret service to assist him in an obvious staged photo shoot.

Whoever is in charge of the shadow government right now is irrelevant because, whoever they are, they are going to save all of us from the impending #doom of Nazi socialists marching in unison up and down Pennsylvania Ave and across Columbia University Tent City, which would be a tragic and dark day in our nation’s history.

It’s time to mask up and finish the job Joe started in defeating Medicovid (code talk for ensuring by any means necessary that Klump is defeated or exeKuted).
That "shadow government" as you correctly put it, just paid a low IQ geek to kill the president.
Then went "Jack Ruby" on him.

THEY ARE THE REAL FASCISTS.
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poptart wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:38 pm
poptart wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:48 am
Carson wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2024 3:28 am

Who?

The dims have nothing.
Dump will be leading in the polls after tonight's debacle, so the Dims will need someone with either significant name recognition, or energy enough to be vigorous on the campaign trail, and also stand up to Donald in the next debate.

Hillary
Gavin Newsom
The day after the Bidet debate debacle I pointed to Hillary Clintoon as the most likely replacement.

It is now becoming a thing.

https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/47 ... nton-2024/

https://www.foxnews.com/media/hillary-c ... ked-online

Bill and Hillary put out a statement endorsing Harris.



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We'll see how long this lasts.



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Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:36 pm
poptart wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:38 pm
poptart wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:48 am

Dump will be leading in the polls after tonight's debacle, so the Dims will need someone with either significant name recognition, or energy enough to be vigorous on the campaign trail, and also stand up to Donald in the next debate.

Hillary
Gavin Newsom
The day after the Bidet debate debacle I pointed to Hillary Clintoon as the most likely replacement.

It is now becoming a thing.

https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/47 ... nton-2024/

https://www.foxnews.com/media/hillary-c ... ked-online

Bill and Hillary put out a statement endorsing Harris.



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We'll see how long this lasts.



:popcorn:
And Bill Clinton is a "MASTER " at all things political.

He understands that if the Party snubs harris and puts a "BLACK WOMAN" on the shelf next to Aunt Jemimah......
They'll lose the coveted "black vote" and President trump will win in a landslide.

Use your brains, people.

Bill and Hillary know full well that kamala is nothing more than a low IQ cocksucker. But politically?
She's there only hope.
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If that is a real press statement, that last paragraph is just...wow.
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JPGettysburg wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:26 pm
L45B wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:21 pm ^Youve got it backwards.

Zie Troomp is the one who is a clear and present danger to democracy given that he’s already colluded with the Russians, overturned Row vs Wade via executive order, put children in cages, charged the capitol building with a battalion of lightly trained and armed militia, sent multiple mean tweets, faked his own assassination using Biden’s corrupt secret service to assist him in an obvious staged photo shoot.

Whoever is in charge of the shadow government right now is irrelevant because, whoever they are, they are going to save all of us from the impending #doom of Nazi socialists marching in unison up and down Pennsylvania Ave and across Columbia University Tent City, which would be a tragic and dark day in our nation’s history.

It’s time to mask up and finish the job Joe started in defeating Medicovid (code talk for ensuring by any means necessary that Klump is defeated or exeKuted).
That "shadow government" as you correctly put it, just paid a low IQ geek to kill the president.
Then went "Jack Ruby" on him.

THEY ARE THE REAL FASCISTS.
No chance, this shadow government uses the justice system properly to ensure fascists like Blump and Mussolini never get crowned in charge.

Plump is a known reality show and fiction generator. Hes tight with both Vince McMahon and the director of secret service and told her to give her real peeps the day off so that he could put on a show for his WWE-level audience. Why do you think Hulk Hogan was at the RNC? It’s an obvious stunt. The firefighter who allegedly died was just an actor, and is basking in the Caribbean sun as we speak.
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Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:36 pm
poptart wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:38 pm
poptart wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:48 am

Dump will be leading in the polls after tonight's debacle, so the Dims will need someone with either significant name recognition, or energy enough to be vigorous on the campaign trail, and also stand up to Donald in the next debate.

Hillary
Gavin Newsom
The day after the Bidet debate debacle I pointed to Hillary Clintoon as the most likely replacement.

It is now becoming a thing.

https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/47 ... nton-2024/

https://www.foxnews.com/media/hillary-c ... ked-online

Bill and Hillary put out a statement endorsing Harris.



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We'll see how long this lasts.



:popcorn:
Gosh, I wonder who Whoreis might select as VP? Cackles & Cankles? I wonder if Harris is actually dumb enough to buy into it.

How long afterwards would she suffer some tragically fatal misadventure? Does she really want to trust her fate to the Secret Service? After they let Ree Tardy Oswald loose to take his shot against Trump, I'm not sure I take that bet.
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L45B wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:47 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:26 pm
L45B wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 7:21 pm ^Youve got it backwards.

Zie Troomp is the one who is a clear and present danger to democracy given that he’s already colluded with the Russians, overturned Row vs Wade via executive order, put children in cages, charged the capitol building with a battalion of lightly trained and armed militia, sent multiple mean tweets, faked his own assassination using Biden’s corrupt secret service to assist him in an obvious staged photo shoot.

Whoever is in charge of the shadow government right now is irrelevant because, whoever they are, they are going to save all of us from the impending #doom of Nazi socialists marching in unison up and down Pennsylvania Ave and across Columbia University Tent City, which would be a tragic and dark day in our nation’s history.

It’s time to mask up and finish the job Joe started in defeating Medicovid (code talk for ensuring by any means necessary that Klump is defeated or exeKuted).
That "shadow government" as you correctly put it, just paid a low IQ geek to kill the president.
Then went "Jack Ruby" on him.

THEY ARE THE REAL FASCISTS.
No chance, this shadow government uses the justice system properly to ensure fascists like Blump and Mussolini never get crowned in charge.

Plump is a known reality show and fiction generator. Hes tight with both Vince McMahon and the director of secret service and told her to give her real peeps the day off so that he could put on a show for his WWE-level audience. Why do you think Hulk Hogan was at the RNC? It’s an obvious stunt. The firefighter who allegedly died was just an actor, and is basking in the Caribbean sun as we speak.
I love when your tongue is planted firmly in your cheek. So refreshing in a sea of brainwashed, mindless sheep.

Think about it? Without the low IQ brainwashed masses, there'd be no democrat party.
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Probably the only black eye for Joe’s presidency is not firing the director of secret service earlier and allowing her to collude with Grump in orchestrating a massive publicity stunt
— aka, the reenactment of a Lincoln or JFK type assassination, which is an insult to those men and their bloodlines.

Notice how Yump praised and massaged the secret service during his speech, it’s so obvious that he had his longtime friend Vince McMahon blueprint the entire operation, as well as provide him the heels to stand in for the regular A-team.

Flump should be prosecuted in Pennsylvania (and other neighboring states) for this deception.
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mvscal wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 8:16 pm Ree Tardy Oswald
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I’m stealing this one.
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Python wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 9:20 pm
mvscal wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 8:16 pm Ree Tardy Oswald
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I’m stealing this one.
Not original gloss. Help yourself.
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Ok,
So it's low IQ harris vs. President Trump.
The President Trump who just had a "hit" put on him by our very government. THAT President Trump?


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