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by Tyrone
Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF kind of lawyers are these?
Replies: 62
Views: 3314

Can you please post another riveting story from your life like the one about when you spilled coffee on your leg and then couldn't wear jeans? thanks that would be awesome!
by Tyrone
Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF kind of lawyers are these?
Replies: 62
Views: 3314

I've spilled coffee on myself plenty of times. Couldn't tell you if it was "hot" or "scalding." I do know each time it hurt like hell, though, and I once burned the inside of my thigh, which made wearing a pair of jeans pretty painful for a couple days. The thought of going afte...
by Tyrone
Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chasers
Replies: 21
Views: 924

I play very conservatively and more often than not I leave the casino ahead $500 - $1000 or more. I love it when people are at the table and playing EVERY hand - especially when they are drunk and you can tell they are only there on the weekends with the other farmers. Over time these losers will be...
by Tyrone
Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:37 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Pitchers/Catchers...
Replies: 12
Views: 1474

Adios, fuckface.
by Tyrone
Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF kind of lawyers are these?
Replies: 62
Views: 3314

MOM! DAD! Dinsdale Goober and MgoBlue-Light Special are looking at me!
by Tyrone
Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF kind of lawyers are these?
Replies: 62
Views: 3314

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by Tyrone
Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF kind of lawyers are these?
Replies: 62
Views: 3314

You are doing a fine job of embarrassing yourself.
by Tyrone
Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF kind of lawyers are these?
Replies: 62
Views: 3314

And it was fucking boring you mongoloid.
by Tyrone
Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF kind of lawyers are these?
Replies: 62
Views: 3314

You really showed me there just like you kept us all on the edge of our seats with that amazing post about the time you spilled coffee on yourself and it hurt to wear jeans. Sominex has nothing on you.
by Tyrone
Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chaser Update
Replies: 26
Views: 1746

Why not play go fish or WAR? Leave the serious poker playing and skill to the professionals and those of us with a brain.
by Tyrone
Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF kind of lawyers are these?
Replies: 62
Views: 3314

I've spilled coffee on myself plenty of times. Couldn't tell you if it was "hot" or "scalding." I do know each time it hurt like hell, though, and I once burned the inside of my thigh, which made wearing a pair of jeans pretty painful for a couple days. The thought of going afte...
by Tyrone
Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chaser Update
Replies: 26
Views: 1746

Texas hold'em has been around over 100 years tards and if you want to get on my table and play every hand why not just hand over all of your $$ right when you sit down and save yourself some time?
by Tyrone
Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chaser Update
Replies: 26
Views: 1746

I play very conservatively and I am up over $30,000 in the last five years there Gomer so feel free to get on my table and be in EVERY hand. It takes skill to play which you obviously do not have so stick to the games with the rest of the farmers.
by Tyrone
Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chaser Update
Replies: 26
Views: 1746

Exactly. He plays EVERY hand no matter what. Human ATM Machine.
by Tyrone
Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barack on 60 min.
Replies: 45
Views: 2636

I'd vote for this guy: Dr. Coburn Disappointed Massive Funding Bill Includes Earmarks, Wasteful Spending and Unjustified Cuts Sends letter declaring intent to hold continuing resolution until senators are allowed to improve bill February 7, 2007 (WASHINGTON, D.C.) – U.S. Senator Tom Coburn, M.D. (R-...
by Tyrone
Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chaser Update
Replies: 26
Views: 1746

Adelpiero wrote:

i play every hand, no matter the cards. 2-3 off, i hit 2 pair. if ya dont play, ya wont win on the game, its streaky, so ya have to play to win,.
You are what experienced poker players refer to as a "Human ATM Machine" at the table.
by Tyrone
Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bears or Colts?
Replies: 53
Views: 2325

The Bear defense will shut down Manning in the first half while Grossman manages the game and leads the Bears on some successful drives. A Manning INT plus a fumble will lead to scores as well and Hester will make a big play. In the 2nd half the Colts settle down and make some adjustments while Mann...