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by DMike316
Thu May 11, 2006 2:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I love NBC busting these freakophiles.
Replies: 78
Views: 4121

SunCoastSooner wrote:The internet is just getting out of controll basically.
I'll bet Al Gore never saw this coming when he invented the internet.
by DMike316
Wed May 10, 2006 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stripper Rant from Craig's List
Replies: 28
Views: 2389

PSUFAN wrote:If I wanted to know what sites you've visited (ok, is the icepick handy?) then I'd ask DiT or 88, got it?
Or you could check edmunds.com
by DMike316
Fri May 05, 2006 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smack Off
Replies: 33
Views: 3031

While somewhat obscure, Greg in Vegas' line about "The Justin Strelyzck School of Defensive Driving" was excellent, as well as Reggie Bush's family staying at Terrence's house.
by DMike316
Thu May 04, 2006 3:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Derby Post Position Draw
Replies: 36
Views: 2590

Zy,

You have me talked into your AP Warr. pick but what are you seeing in this horse that you like so much?

Also, who are the closers you'd think about playing?

Right now, I'm looking at AP Warr, Barb, & PT Dtr... Decent?
by DMike316
Thu May 04, 2006 3:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newsweek ranks Top 1000 HS in America
Replies: 52
Views: 3878

No matter where your high school placed, NOTHING can change the fact that at 3:00, after school, we are going to fight.

- Buddy Rovell
by DMike316
Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kareem Abdul JaBlunt strikes again
Replies: 13
Views: 1494

Dinsdale wrote:you used to live in Upstate NY
Did he know bobinsorryexcuseny?
by DMike316
Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your 5 favorite reads on the board
Replies: 91
Views: 6389

Dinsdale wrote:
Luther wrote:eat more chicken wings
Your thoughts, Mr DMike316?
Shit, I'm still trying to forget. Something tells me I'll never be able to enjoy chicken wings like I once did.

Thanks for nothing, wing eating retard.
by DMike316
Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Does Imanji Bin Risa post here?
Replies: 23
Views: 2283

IndyFrisco wrote:He's a hero.
AND a victim.
by DMike316
Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charities that you can't say no to!!
Replies: 24
Views: 2391

BWAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!!

The retards got OVER on you.

Probably the same fukker who jacked Jokey's float tube.
by DMike316
Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just A Small Wave........
Replies: 12
Views: 1480

Looks like that would be a blast to body-surf.
by DMike316
Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 17
Views: 1603

I actually thought that was good.
by DMike316
Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should prolly be in The Cooking Forum
Replies: 9
Views: 1139

I add 1-1/2 cups of Effluvium with mine.
by DMike316
Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 5:12 AM - April 18, 1906
Replies: 35
Views: 3299

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Well, what's the definition of "worst natural disaster"? Number of deaths? Cost of recovery? Both?
None of the above.

The correct answer is:

D. # of black people stuck at the Superdome
by DMike316
Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Video Alabama Teacher Showed His Class
Replies: 141
Views: 11817

Where is Big John McCarthy to stop this mauling?
by DMike316
Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2 kids hurt at baseball game..
Replies: 9
Views: 1364

Re: 2 kids hurt at baseball game..

Jack wrote:The boy, Tino Rodriquez
Were there any pro scouts on hand?
by DMike316
Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:15 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 20144

Well, on Friday he did say...
Luther wrote:I'm off to the next few sites that probably don't have wifi. Since the Dead Sea is the lowest place on earth sans a party invitation list that contemplates inviting Foo, then I expect no connection.
Let's not call Ric Jensen just yet.
by DMike316
Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pot House Lights up.
Replies: 11
Views: 1370

Dinsdale wrote:Well, I get around a little.
LIKE A RECORD!!

Image
by DMike316
Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BBQ Season is Here!!
Replies: 21
Views: 2640

BBQ'ing?

Nah, we are too busy vacuuming.

Sin,
T1B guys
by DMike316
Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Video Alabama Teacher Showed His Class
Replies: 141
Views: 11817

NOTE TO SELF:
Never get in an arguement with Mike the Lab Rat.
by DMike316
Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:44 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 20144

Freaking RACK! Luther!!!!!!!!

Jea Jeans... :lol:
by DMike316
Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Worst sequal ever!!!
Replies: 20
Views: 1888

You're shittin' me...

This looks like it's one JTR appearance away from sucking MORE than Drumline.
by DMike316
Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sloganize Your Name
Replies: 57
Views: 4147

"You Deserve A Risa Today."

:shock:
by DMike316
Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:18 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 20144

Luther wrote:Pita bread with shaved meat of our choice
6" or foot long?

- I LAGOS
by DMike316
Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:16 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 20144

Luther wrote:By the time I put the lens on the Canon she was just a memory. Sorry guys.
It'll be o.k. ole' buddy.

Image
by DMike316
Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:25 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 20144

Luther wrote:24 year old Palestinian woman in her parents home
Did they have orange shag carpet?

- Moorese


Luth, what did this Patsy Stone clone look like?
by DMike316
Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iraq
Replies: 69
Views: 3717

I saw we all gather in a circle around Dinsdale and Atomic Punk and push them into the middle against each other until they fight.
Just like in 3rd grade.

WAR - "FIGHT! FIGHT!"
by DMike316
Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Say hello to my new car and Miss Haiti
Replies: 41
Views: 3854

Jess,

First off, nice car. We would have went with some sort of mini-van as to assist us in our grocery chores and whatever else our dominate wives command us to do but ...

What type or vacuum cleaner do you prefer to use and why?

Signed,
several T1B Mr. Mom faggots who smell like fabric softener
by DMike316
Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just bought a new vacuum for the bargain price of.....
Replies: 69
Views: 3163

You know, I never thought I'd see the day on any of these boards when a group of "alleged" heterosexual men would have a running arguement going over... vacuum cleaners. I guess next week you can argue over where the best is to get your nails done. Whole buncha' Mr. Moms up in this bitch. ...
by DMike316
Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:08 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 20144

Elvis raises a good point. I too have been waiting for descriptions (i.e. FUCKING PICTURES) of some hot Israeli chicks.
Now that we've got Luther's bowel movements covered, isn't it time to get to the hot Israeli chicks?
by DMike316
Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In these troubled times ... a humble request ... (!)
Replies: 100
Views: 7725

Can we get a message to Luther to keep an eye out in Israel for Qualreevis and Purvert.
by DMike316
Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hat trick
Replies: 31
Views: 2441

Threesome?
How big was the other guy's dick?

- I. Lagos
by DMike316
Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Say hello to my new car and Miss Haiti
Replies: 41
Views: 3854

Bizzarofelice wrote:Cartalk guys say Hyundai is the new Subaru.
What about Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercurys and Subarus?
by DMike316
Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The time is near
Replies: 11
Views: 1055

:lol:
by DMike316
Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Make Canada your home.
Replies: 33
Views: 1733

What's a cubit?
by DMike316
Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: $272.4 billion and counting
Replies: 19
Views: 2152

RACK! e and EMonst
by DMike316
Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Make Canada your home.
Replies: 33
Views: 1733

You can make upwards of 300,000 scheckels a year there.

- Luther
by DMike316
Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:56 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 20144

Luther wrote:saw the Church of the Annunciation
Is it close to Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle?
by DMike316
Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another National Champ. for Badgers?
Replies: 37
Views: 2394

Jsc810 wrote:When I played college lacrosse
Step to the front of the DNA testing line please.
by DMike316
Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Abby
Replies: 13
Views: 1447

Dear Abby,
I punched him in the face because he put me in the grooound.

- Tonya on Blades


Dear Tonya,
You are a liar! You are a liar and a FELON, so come on over officers, I have nothing to hide.
by DMike316
Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eight Dead Guys in Canada
Replies: 44
Views: 3489

I drive past the Hell's Angels clubhouse here in Toronto about 3-4 times a week. :HUGEFUCKINGROLLEYES: Where do I even start? One of my buddies is pretty high up on the Hell's Angels food chain because, you know, around here we're pretty much KNOWN as the bad-ass biker Capital of the planet. Anyhow...

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