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Nish, This guy wouldn't be related to Shane MacGowan in anyway, would he? Sounds like they went to the same elocution expert.

jtr wrote:Any tips for not blowing it when she in my lap?

"Ma'am, I'd like to apologize in advance if I become sexually aroused while you are in my lap. I would also like to apologize if I don't."

Get her laughing is the key.

Its also because they stopped the Indiana Jones movies at three. However, there is talk that Harrison Ford and Spielberg are interested in doing a fourth. I think it will be called "Indiana Jones and the Enlarged Prostrate."

Ace wrote:I wonder if he used the old "I only had one beer, officer" line on the cop who pulled him over

sure. Its just that the one beer was 256 oz.

I can't stand Mariotti either but I hope Guillen melts down and takes the Sox with them. They are winning in spite of him right now. Credit to that clubhouse to be a half-game behind the best record in baseball while that nutcase is at the helm. Looks like Tiger fan realizes that they are living a ...

Rack him for this comment after he called Jay Marrioti a fag... What's even more hilarious is when he was interviewed a second time (after Mariotti's response on Around The Horn). Guillen was...less than contrite. It's pretty much standard operating procedure for an apology to come out on the 2nd i...

Wolfman wrote:so maybe Microsoft will begin
putting out a quality product ?

When they find another product to steal from Apple. Or IBM, or Xerox, or some poor slob.

but....but.....but......I've got an english degree..........from Bryn Mawr. And, I've thought about writing a book....er......screenplay.......errr......compliation of my short stories. And I've read books by Kerouac, and Sontag, and once, I read a poem by Buckowski. Damn it! I'm an intellectual!!!!...

Driving up the road, pulling over to the side of the road, and walking 130 ft while you gawk at goats doesn't mean you "pulled a 14er". It means that you walked 130 ft. Granted, probably more exercise then you get in 10 hours of debating "Narnia vs Harry Potter", but it still doe...

I've talked to a lot of Floridians. I'm thinking thinning them out is a good thing.

I'm thinking that the asterisks in Philly were even funnier, and that is saying something. On another topic, can you imagine the Babe doing something like "Bonds on Bonds". It would be hella fun watching him get hammered, smoking Cuban cigars, banging broads, and eating entire buffets by h...

you talkin' 'bout Bonds or Pujols? I haven't had the stomach to listen to Joe Morgan lately considering all his games are Giants games. Guess I haven't heard him since he jumped on the Albert bandwagon. I was actually referring to Morgan himself. The way that he waxes nostalgia for himself, the &qu...

listening to Joe Morgan, one would think that he had a career average of .643, with 1298 home runs and 4592 RBI, while commiting no errors as he played SS and 2B, and he also threw 26 perfect games.

how ironic that Salman Rushdie gets death threats from a book critical of Islam, and Dan Brown gets a movie starring Tom Hanks from book critical of Christianity.

I think I'll wait until Maxim weighs in on the situation before I make a decision. Rolling Stone magazine is about as relevant as a Fatburger in New Delhi.

Hell, I'd be happy if she just let me shave it

My high school is number one in at least one category.

Sincerely,

E. Harris
D. Klebold

BBMarley wrote:

titlover wrote:

See You Next Wednesday wrote: Except for the huge freaking plot hole you could drive a Semi through.

what was it?

I concur.. what was it?

Still waiting for that "plot hole" that SYNW didnt understand.

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:2 was better than 1.

Just sayin'.

And Batman Begins was better then both.

Was flipping through the satellite dish Friday night, when I came across the listing for Dr. Who. Threw that on the TV, expecting to see some afroed gangly looking goof with a stupid 30 foot scarf. But thats not what I find, the guy who was in "Shallow Grave" with a bad haircut. Oh.... thi...

I think these folks backgrounds actually gives them an advantage over the average Yuppie Joe. They weren't born with 300 satelite channels to rob them of their imaginations... Yeah, that and the whole 40 hour work week, and spending time with the family. Sorry if I haven't invented a new way to sho...

Van wrote:Caddyshack II

Next topic please....

Sorry, theres a new champ

these assholes did it. pending the results of the rape kit on this working woman's vagina and anus. they did it. fry them. Yeah, lets not worry about proof, or due process or anything. Lets take the word of a stripper with two kids. She's probably pissed that they didn't tip her enough, or she ran ...

State Sen. Lisa A. Gladden, a black Baltimore Democrat, said she does not expect her party to pull any punches, including racial jabs at Mr. Steele "Because he is a conservative, he is different than most public blacks" Democratic supporters pelted Mr. Steele with Oreo cookies the News Bl...

BBMarley wrote:The ACLU and groups like that are the ones that feel we need to accomodate people who move to our country and have no desire to assimilate to our society.

Heres my question. Why is the American Civil Liberties Union not backing an American, but instead backing someone who is not an American?

Dude didn't have enough books named "Fear and Loathing ....." to off himself that way.

HST

Overnight is a documentary on an unbelievable Hollywood story. Troy Duffy is a fuckhead of Olympic proportions. Here was a bartender/bouncer, who somehow managed to get his script of "The Boondock Saints" in the hands of the right people, to the point that Harvey Weinstein of Miramax was t...

Dave Barry is a hack. He does the same fucking joke over and over again, and then, just for fun, rephrases the same fucking joke another eight times. Tim Allen is a hack He turned a bad gorilla imitation and power tools into millions of dollars, and he really should return the money to all the mouth...

I disagree, Dr. I found Titans to be unrealistic, pandering, simplistic, and downright insulting at times. However, I do believe that of those three movies, the greatest scene was in Varsity Blues. Of course, I'm talking about.

Cicero wrote:Which is better? Remember the Titans, Varsity Blues or Fri Night Lights?

Not even close, Friday Night Lights is far superior to either one of those movies.

Props to ST, for not only admitting to hitting the type of girl who is always described as a "great personality", but revelling in it. I went to a party, back in high school, where the Keystone Light was flowing, and the Cloves were burning. Ended up on the south side of a 12 pack, when th...